Lol, I won’t lie to you I was just setting up for the inevitable “figma balls” joke, thanks for the serious explanation though

OvO X X

I feel called out lol

What’s figma?

Ok ok, I admit that I chuckled at “I identify as wifi”

Ever since I heard this song my go-to has been “Jumpin’ Jesus on a pogo stick!”

SELF DEFENSE RUUUUSSSHH

Yup I’ve had pickled pigs feet. Didn’t really taste like much except vinegar, and I usually like pickled stuff

Relationship goals

Well fuck me then, I thought they were making out

Whatever the doctor prescribed. A lot of ADHD meds are technically meth

BiLiONOS

It’s not an either/or thing, the tank in the picture is literally sitting under a tree

For some reason this feels strangely wholesome to me, like a child asking their mechanic parent to fix their toy car

Believe it or not, relatable

That… would actually be pretty dope

So basically that scene in the princess bride when the Sicilian dude is trying to work out which drink Wesley poisoned

On my eye, here I can share a little 👁️

*blinks eyes independently