His “We” aren’t even watching, they’re sunbathing off the coast of Cancun

In the corner of our office we have an old Win2k workstation. It is our pinball machine and the glue that holds our department together

https://www.phoronix.com/news/Bitwarden-Open-Source-Concerns

I hope they bring enough body oil this time. Last year the budget was blown on chemtrails and ketamine. I was chafing SO bad during the gay satanic orgy

I live in an area with a lot of farms and I’ve been seeing more foreign brands (e.g. Fendt) popping up lately.

If anything, remembering your password or persistent sessions are worse for security. You’re better off with mfa, passwordless authentication and using a password manager

I wouldn’t take it as a slight. If they’re like me, any social interaction, even a pleasant one drains my battery

They also don’t know what the internet is and sing all day

That’s what I did when my PC died and I’d do it again given the choice

If your friend could tap on your CD player without it skipping, you were cool

What’s wrong with lemmy.zip? I’m not up to date with the instance drama

That’s not useless, a 14th century monastery would love to have you

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That one DankPods video of the “AI Rice cooker” comes to mind

Sorry, I hope I didn’t come off as aggressive! I just think it’s amazing all the different ways people think.

While that’s certainly a better experience, it does waste precious seconds of our time

Time not having [corporation]'s advertisements shoved in my face is time well spent

Are you able to visualize? I have an inner monologue but no ability to visualize

Hi Zron, you seem to really enjoy eating shredded cheese at 2:00am! For your convenience, we’ve placed an order for 50lbs of shredded cheese based on your rate of consumption. Thanks!

In my neck of the woods it was called fisher price windows lol