You mean because capitalism leads to fascism, where humans’ eyecolor suddenly is an indicator of their worth? Correct!

Gender reveal parties are fucking stupid anyway. What’s next, eye color reveal party?

If you share devices…

History/Bookmark/Download?

That’s like strapping a bomb to yourself, exploding and then being the victim because you didn’t know you’re in a deadly situation.

You did know. If you didn’t, you shouldn’t be allowed to do previously said thing.

What? It’s their explicit decision and risk to get into the car. Including acknowledging all the risk for themselves and others.

So at least no innocent human.

Even Email can be down for two days or so without major consequences, and I could pull that up from backups on a spare server in another location within an hour max.

I’m 20 btw.

My primary scare is wg being another potential single point of software failure, preventing remote access

We all know the reason.

Fascism, uh, finds a way

The solution to all of your problems:

echo ‘echo UwU senpai’ >> ~/.profile

Nawwwwwww he wants snoot boops :33

Oh no, Klaus will pick me up with his Flurfördergerät.

Huh, why? Only four would be a Problem. Even worse, 132.

Gimme

That doc is pretty condensed, with the main content being the actual modifier keys. So there’s no way to express it more efficiently anyway :3

That’s a spoiler tag/modifier. RTFM for more info

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