Those are mostly highkey sentences
I hope it doesn’t have a gaping security hole
Guten Tag.
JLP is a big adult. He can clean his room by himself.
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The Moth Enlightenment Era has begun.
Why do you have two fridges?
Oh, for redundancy…
Bad
Good
Greenland: 🇬🇱
Isle of Man: 🇮🇲
Papua New Guinea: 🇵🇬
Albania: 🇦🇱
Drakensang 1
You can’t weigh the vegetable at the checkout.
Every other store can do that.
We don’t have a scale in the checkout. You have to walk across the store while everyone is waiting for you because the checkout can’t be canceled to weigh the vegetable and put a sticker on it. It is not guaranteed that the sticker will be recognised at checkout.
Oh you have a deposit receipt? At checkout to get it done quickly? If you’re receiving money a clerk has to come over to approve.
You want out? No, the gate won’t open unless you have a receipt. Yeah, yeah, the code reader is, well, confused.
2 weeks later
Stupid customers. Did you see how someone accidentally shattered the gate?
KSA has to make evident that they don’t do it
Mirror.
Birth Control. /j
Big bagpack.
Toaster.
either this is satire or people have weird sex, weird as in involuntarily unsatisfying