This is why I’m a dog person.
Cats bitch and moan when you disturb their routine.
Dogs are just happy to be interacted with.
I’ve seen cat owners waste half a dozen cans of food finding out what their cat is in the mood for that night. Cats just seem like another source of highly conditional affection. Might as well just go be social at that point.









Made solely to keep us addicted to the worst forms of power generation.

I’ve also heard kangaroo