Drawback, you’ll likely have to defrost those regularly.

I still have a cool laptop (with Mandrake and kde) with 192 megs of memory somewhere.

“unexpected item in the tickle area”

That feeling ought to disappear once your implant is activated.

That’s not a very good idea. It’s not a general use distribution.

Sorry, I thought you wanted crunchier pets.

‘Fortnite OG’ lobbies may now have as little as eight real players, according to a report from a prominent Epic Games leaker.

In a lot of the games I play, I’d be happy to have that many.

My menus need to be dynamically reloaded!

It’s still Javascript.

That’s why you must remember to always leave a baby in the car. It’s the law.

Also if you don’t have the Facebook or instagram apps on your phone.

Debatable.

Like, to the point where whole sections of wall have been missing from them chewing them.

Oh no, not another window!

But why?

I’m not sure that a phone can repeat wifi beyond a few metres. There’s a reason that there’s some dedicated hardware for this.

Preposterous. When’s the last time you saw anyone do that?

Ok, I see how it could be useful in some edge cases. Hadn’t thought of those. Well done.

But if the phone gets wifi… then why doesn’t the other gadget?

Edit: someone described a few plausible edge cases lower in the thread. I guess it’s not common, but it could come in handy sometimes.

You haven’t seen anything of a city in a week.

Parrots are actually intelligent though.