Durov only founded Telegram after he left Russia over Maidan. He was, however, recently arrested by the French, so…

In contrast to the party games everyone else is listing, I’m gonna say Divinity: Original Sin 1 and 2. They’re more long haul affairs, but still make for great lan gaming.

You can change it for now.

Honestly, with a good enough tailor it probably wouldn’t be that hard.

Or have seen fullmetal jacket

You didn’t get the emails?

You wish!

They mean “…by management”.

Are you to imply you doubt the word of a gentleman?

They have more than one song.

It’s just that you can’t tell them apart.

Maybe it’s feathers, maybe it’s Maybelline.

Is it obtuse? The key part is the “you have to choose”. You have to choose. You can’t delegate it to the cashier.

I once wanted to let the next shopper have some coupons, and the cashier had me physically pick it up and hand it over, so the camera can see.

Seen it, too!

Nah, I got rattled quite a number of times.

…eats McDonalds alone and ghosts her. Then repeats every few weeks with love bombs

Something something “cheat day”

Frankly, it’s what I did, too, after coming out of Uni-level C.

My code was goddamn unreadable.

Especially if it just shows up on your playlist and you tell your friends it’s just some obscure Elvis song.

OK, now that’s just weird!

Celentano isn’t being weird, though, he’s just proving a point

It’s a joke on a tweet about a guy spending a multi-hour flight just staring straight ahead.

Frankly, even the Buckley version is worse than the original. The song has a bad case of the “Born in the USA” syndrome.