By becoming even poorer.

Depends on where the dönertier was raised.

I, for one, hope for new and better REEVs

So they wouldn’t look up.

I’m not at all surprised literally nobody in this cesspit of a thread noticed that OP figured out what the app is actually for.

The way the system autodeletes the exploit trigger makes it sound like it was less a bug and more a backdoor.

I mean, the cartoonish evil was making the backdoor in the first place. This is just inept.

From what I’ve heard, the POC worked.

Don’t worry, soon the folks in charge will come to the inevitable conclusion that the government systems are all compromised, so clearly the only solution is to privatise them and have thevNSA run by Palantir.

…I think this is supposed to be a joke, but calzone-style savoury pancakes are absolutely a thing.

I’d guess part of the plan is that it wouldn’t.

Those are not contrary, but complementary things.

I mean, the literal opening line is “Rage, goddess, sing to me”.

Alternatively, if it suddenly starts working, we know they aren’t writing it.

Hat and all.

That’s just a self-perpetuating psyop

Hi Ted! Didn’t know they let you have the net in there!

Not a coin, and not medieval. The search term is “antimony pill”.

“claiming capabilities” is a weird way to talk about something someone did.

You mean press 2 twice to get b?