“Come on, I’m a CEO, it’s my job to lie to everyone and hype people up so they throw money at me. It’s really their fault for believing a CEO would be honest.”

Shit… I can’t eat this pizza because I don’t have another box to open!

Typical person: “How come aliens haven’t visited us yet?!”

Aliens: “Yeah… Avoid Earth. We’ve put in a motion to change the definition of their forms of life to remove intelligent beings from the list. They’re all dangerously stupid.”

Damn that’s not fun lol

That just reminded me of a horrible time I had with metal gear revengence. Near the end on your way to the boss you have things thrown at you that you’re supposed to use the games slicing gimmick to break, but my game bugged and I couldn’t rotate the blade so by the time I got to the boss I had a small sliver of HP left…

Took like 4 hours to beat him and then during the cutscene that happens just as you’re beating him the game froze…

To this day I never finished that game either lol

This is exactly why I started using mint this weekend. I figured it’s time I get comfortable with Linux because even though microsuck says recall can be disabled, I 10000% guarantee once the windows 10 deadline passes and they get as many people over to windows 11 as possible we’ll suddenly see the “oops, it’s required now. Can’t disable it or you break windows!” message.

I’ve been playing games for 30+ years, I always have 3+ separate save files.

Yet I don’t think I’ve ever had a corrupted save so I don’t even know why I formed this habit lol

“this one seems to be both.”

“CNN obtained a copy of his resume and found it was simply a collection of his twitter posts about Kamala Harris and praising Trump.”

So, like, I get your point and all, but think of this: American will be less brown! We’re cutting our nose to whiten our face!

-MAGA

“So what was your thesis focused on?”

“…Umm… Hey nice weather we’re having right!? Heh…”

Yeah fuck that noise! You’re supposed to wait until they accidentally scan the next persons items and then make them get a manager to make the correction like God intended!

Or you can just avoid that and use the divider so the cashier knows when they’re done with your items…

2-4 are during it. I’d say 1 was the best, it was so good it put him in the hospital.

“Anything that says Hitler was bad, slavery was bad, and that Donald Trump isn’t literally God is biased and must be changed!”

How I see myself, in an image:

… It’s not pretty I’ll say that much. It’s pretty much a daily mantra of “you’re worthless. You’re pathetic. You’re an idiot. You’re living the life you deserve” deserve being: perpetually single, working in a factory, renting a garage “apartment.”

That is a rather odd combination of questions…

Vegetables are great like anything if done well.

I’m a hetero, but even with quite the “sex drive” my sexuality could also be described as non-existent lol

I’m sure the newpipe devs are going to coincidentally not be allowed to be verified… Oops no YouTube viewer… Ughhh…

For your situation maybe monthly is better since you’re concerned about managing money, but for me I’d 100% go for the lump sum and then invest whatever portion of it I don’t immediately need in a safe investment like a CD or something where there isn’t any chance of losing anything. You already have the money why not have it grow while you’re not using it.

This concept of a second screen show is so unbelievably fucking moronic… It’s your own damn fault if you’re not paying attention!

I have a second monitor that I play things on, and it’s either a stream of someone playing something similar or the same game, or it’s a show I’ve already watched and know the story of.

If I’m watching something new, then I’m watching it. To have stories dumbed down, or just butchered to suit tictok brainrotted people completely devoid of attention spans is so freaking depressing and only exacerbates the issue. But in the end I guess I get it, you’re out for a profit and it hurts to have a plethora of idiots rate you poorly because they weren’t paying attention and didn’t understand the story… Ughh…

NISAR will track the motion of ice sheets and glaciers…

Annnnnnnd Trump shuts it down.