Depends on the site, but since they’re all swipe swipe swipe tinder clones now I’d have to guess they were quick swiping people they found attractive. The algorithm happened to show you to them since you reached out, but they either weren’t in the mood to actually engage in that moment or they found some other reason to not move forward after matching.

Hoenstly just add some green peas, a little black pepper and that would sound pretty good to me!

Cats already like heat, but on entering the atmosphere they convert to their liquid form and their heat capacity increases greatly! Since they’re now liquid the impact doesn’t affect them as much either! Cats really are amazing.

If poopspiderman is commenting on a post about piss I guess I should trust the experts and take their advice.

This is perfect because at first glance you’d think wow that’s a heavy cat, it broke the roof!

In reality though it’s a normal weight cat that has been traveling through space at 40,000mph and rocketed through the atmosphere crashing into the roof. A meowteor…

Ok I’ll see myself out

People who don’t like math usually learn and reproduce the subject by memorizing formulas and using them as tools to solve problems where as people who enjoy mathematics typically seek to understand why those formulas work and often rederive them.

Literally why I hate math. There was no explanation in highschool, it was just here’s a formula bv+yq-72(7ph+u/65) use it when you see pineapples.

…how the fuck am I supposed to just remember that? I need to understand how something works or my brain simply will not retain it. The response I always got was “proofs are too complex, you’ll learn that in college.” …ok but that doesn’t help my D+ ass now and just made me think I’m terrible at math, completely avoiding anything science related even though I loved pretty much most fields of science.

I vant to count!

Von, tooooo, threeee!

Face slapping, choking, any kind of violent nonsense. I hate it so much…

And when the people won’t shut the fuck up for two minutes…

As someone similarly unfamiliar with Linux I’ll say I just made the move as well a few weeks ago and haven’t had any issues so far! Ive even started playing with wine and lutris to get games working, with a little tweaking I was even able to drag the files of an already installed game from Windows over to Linux and then get lutris to run it. I was pretty surprised to see it worked lol

I work in the warehouse for Antifa Co. Hillary Clinton and Obama sign my checks!

In Spanish class in highschool I spoke about a trip to the beach and said “me madre y tu padre” lol

So apparently my mom and your dad went to the beach together…

Hmmm… Now I’m questioning what else Rosie does with that vacuum.

The invisible stuff or the things that go along with these huge purchases are often times not that far off in price from the initial purchase.

I work for a company that makes a specific accessory for yachts. Some orders we get depending on the configuration can cost as much as a car for just one of them… These people will order 4+ in one go. This is an accessory to the yacht, something you sit on… It’s crazy

I swear some sci-fi is like this…

30 years into the future: autopilot flying antimatter powered laser cars deliver ice cream created by matter replicators! Personal AGI enabled robotic assistants do everything for us! Special ships warp space to travel infinite distances instantly!

Reality: 30 years into the future we still haven’t learned to stop picking our noses. We still eat plastic. Our cars have “autopilot” and crash into each other.

True, but if someone has determined I’m interesting enough to waste resources on then I fear for their job stability. Someone’s getting fired lol

almost everyone has air conditioning, so doors and windows stay closed in summer

When you walk outside and are practically swimming in the humidity that ac is a godsend. My windows mostly stay closed so I don’t drown/suffocate lol

Pass on all the little treats, save tiny bit by tiny bit, and at the end of it all prices shoot up and negate the saving.

Life is “fun.”

Thanks! To be honest it isn’t alllllll terrible, it’s kinda cool having dreams again lol when I smoked I either never had them or the short term memory loss just made me forget I had them.

I don’t have a choice. Alcohol gives me insomnia and weed gives me super intense panic attacks. CBD stopped working so I just stopped everything.

Yes, it sucks very very much.

Pretty much what everyone else is saying as far as it can’t really be proven. Everything you experience is your brains interpretation of the stimuli it received from outside the body.

One of the few ways I rationalize it for myself is: there’s no fucking way at all that I am the “main character.” I’m the most pathetic, least important thing to have ever disgraced this earth with his existence. I’m not in a simulation that is centered around me, that universe would be absolutely insane.