Yep that’s the joke, although I should probably have made it more obvious given that it’s the internet and there are real people who probably post this sort of stuff sincerely.

Haha science takes more faith to believe in than my religion.

• Sent from my iPhone

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Thank God you commented or I would have thought this was real.

The Diving Bell and the Butterfly.

A journalist who had a stroke and got locked in syndrome wrote a memoir about his life before and after. He had to dictate it by blinking his left eye. This is the film adaptation of the memoir.

🎶 Glory hole 🎶

🎶 Where strangers become friends 🎶

Doesn’t matter that you can try the game for free several times a year either. Stop having fun! Grrrrr!

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It’s easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than to provide compelling evidence for heaven.

Sorry couldn’t resist a bit of a jab but yes I feel like this is something a lot of believers seem to just forget when it comes to the rich people cynically exploiting their religion for selfish gain.

One must imagine itsy bitsy happy

The off button

I keep mine dumb as bricks. Three days a week (usually), every day exactly the same full body workout. All exercises I do 3 sets and keep within 5 to 10 reps, when I do 10 reps successfully for all three sets, I increment the weight in the next session. My program is:

• Back squats
• Bench press
• Deadlift
• Seated dumbbell overhead press
• One handed dumbbell rows
• Dumbbell bicep curls
• Lateral raises
• Lat pulldowns

I also ruck for cardio.

Good luck with your training! Hope you have fun and see the results you’re looking for.

From memory yes but the contents of your home directory are inaccessible until you enter your password via a popup. For whole drive encryption probably not.

This was the last push I needed to pick up Ball X Pit. I’ll tell my family I can see them next Christmas instead.

Agreed, there are a lot of ridiculous positions over on .ml

I remember my entire team going for a walk suddenly when someone realised there was an interesting Pokemon that had spawned nearby.

Shit, I haven’t even played Rome 2 properly yet and Rome was my favourite one! Very excited about this though.

Dylan Moran, maybe not drunk necessarily but he is always drinking wine on the stage during his sets from memory.

Embrace biscuits.

I guess the LLM didn’t consider that.

Bacon and egg sandwich from a local cafe. It’s a sometimes thing for me when my weight progress is good and I’ve burned a lot of calories that day. It’s simple but good, heaps of bacon, couple of eggs, some tomato relish and a bit of cheese.

Oh yes that is what I meant. Edited for clarity.