They’ll die of diabetes together. How romantic!

Party on, Ted! No, wait, that sounds wrong.

Absolutely, but that’s not what your meme says. Peer review in this case says the manuscript should be significantly revised before publishing.

Because Einstein’s science had absolutely no basis in fact.

Yes. Yes, they did.

Inconceivable!

Call The Hague!

At least I use bash!

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The more Gs, the better the cell service. Mine is 5G.

He’s 'armless.

How big was the pile of treats required to get all those dogs in one place and stay still and smile long enough to take a photo?

“Heeeeeee-ya!”

Good for you. Managers that protect their people and their people’s time are worth their weight in gold.

Rubbish! No-one is discriminating against vampires.

So even though Santa doesn’t live at OUR north pole…

Wait, what?!

Out of real witches???

Don’t pick it up if you’re only down a few HP: save it for later when you can use the full ability.

You can find instructions online for stretches and exercises, but that doesn’t hold my interest. I bit the bullet and joined a gym, going a couple of times a week to keep loose. Maybe I could do the stuff I do there at home (after purchasing some equipment), but I think the environment is worth the expense. I don’t talk to anyone else except to greet the staff, but I like the fact that other people are around and it’s a space dedicated to working out.

How do you know that the plane that just landed is from England? Even when the engines have been shut down, you can still hear the whining.