Assume a spherical chicken…

And be grateful it’s not something so much more expensive to fix!

Excellent, physics in service of humanity!

Elements formed by alpha capture. Since alpha particles have 2 protons, it’s generally elements with an even number of protons.

Some stellar atmosphere models also add “alpha”, which provides an extra knob for the abundance of alpha-capture elements. If you need anything more than that, you’re doing some niche astrophysics.

They’ll die of diabetes together. How romantic!

Party on, Ted! No, wait, that sounds wrong.

Absolutely, but that’s not what your meme says. Peer review in this case says the manuscript should be significantly revised before publishing.

Because Einstein’s science had absolutely no basis in fact.

Yes. Yes, they did.

Inconceivable!

Call The Hague!

At least I use bash!

alias more=less

The more Gs, the better the cell service. Mine is 5G.

He’s 'armless.

How big was the pile of treats required to get all those dogs in one place and stay still and smile long enough to take a photo?

“Heeeeeee-ya!”

Good for you. Managers that protect their people and their people’s time are worth their weight in gold.

Rubbish! No-one is discriminating against vampires.