I’m in this weird middle ground where I hate FB with a passion and it depresses me every time I log in, but I need to create a personal brand for my business (and to get laid, who am I kidding) and honestly I’m thinking about getting one of my friends to run it for me, which seems weird but
There’s rabbit girl, who is this anorexic as fuck lady who runs about 20 miles a day, looks just like a sinewy, starved rabbit hop hop hopping along
Hey smuggle in some of that sweet sweet fentanyl to boost your profits
They’ve gone back and forth. I think if you large-picture it, it’s pretty OK, something like 15% of bird and bat diets come from mosquitos. But at the micro level, some species may not cope. I am very fond of bats so I am ambivalent about this.
It’s because for the Average Joe, having a TV box at the end of your driveway that has the latest big number on it is important. It’s how they gain their identity. Do not upset them for obvious reasons.
In Arkansas you’re now allowed to shoot at the feet of cashiers who sass you, so they keep tabs on it
Which is every morning and most afternoons
Had a disc blow out last month, and I still have XR morphine from my friend dying of cancer, and whoa but this dude is right
But after a few days you really want a more potent opiate. Which, don’t worry, you will still take with the morphine cause you’re dependent now.
Thankfully they did emergency surgery or I’d be on the way to becoming a statistic.
Yep two fingers means “I’m from here” so I love the puzzled looks.
I learned to do this growing up, the two fingers up off the steering wheel, and I instinctively do it in rural areas now, it always cracks my husband up when this gay city dude is waving at country rednecks and they’re waving back
It works if you’re like 22 and have few responsibilities and much free time.
If you’re 44, fuck that noise, I got a routine to keep or everything will fall apart.