It’s hard to make a turd look like anything other than the piece of shit it is.

Buddha isn’t a god. He’s a man who obtained enlightenment.

Oh, I don’t like fighting with the knife. I just enjoy poking people with it now and then to see if it produces anger or genuine thought… I should probably find a more productive hobby.

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So, your solution for a corporation underpayying their staff is to offer to do their job for free so corporate can just eliminate the position altogether?

Saving water is why I do all my meal prep while in the shower, but don’t forget to install a garbage disposal in the drain, or you’ll risk frequent clogs.

Ok, you’re officially right, as in he did not pee on the actual Alamo… he peed on the Alamo Cenotaph Monument, which is the monument to honor those who fell in the battle. I’m not sure that’s any better, and I can understand why the Texans were upset by it.

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Why is no one mentioning that he once peed on the Alamo?.. Does no one remember the Alamo?

Doesn’t look like the shoulder material is physically part of the dress… it’s probably a jacket or shaul.

Stabbed him right in the grundle.

I too was suspended for someone else’s actions. I was ambushed by a friend who found a box of 100 spoiled Philadelphia cream cheese containers (individual servings). He attacked me with said spoiled cream cheeses getting it everywhere, and I was the one who got suspended for causing a disturbance by smelling bad. My parents knew it was bullshit and took me to six flags one of the days I was home.

It’s all a racket here. The cost off the food is typically higher than the restaurants menu price, then there’s an upcharged service fee, separate delivery fee, and tip. So, by the time you’re done, you just paid double for that $12-15 item, and Uber eats is the worst of the bunch.

Just cut one of the handles and separate the mugs.

Nah, just crank sonar to max, and send endless pings until all the Willie’s are freed from life

I made a resolution about 15 years back to stop making resolutions… only one I’ve ever kept.

You don’t even have to hit it that hard.

My gaming chair, while comfortable, is woefully under cushioned. I actually bought the exact cushion labs product in the picture and have spent many a long day sitting on it gaming away without any complaints besides it occasionally shifts on the chair. One of these days, I’ll upgrade to a better chair, but in the meantime, this was a quick, easy solution that has worked well for the last two years now.

I used to treat them like the 15 item or less lane, but over the last year they have gotten worse as in you’re forced to scan more slowly than before, scales are even more sensitive, can’t pull the whole drop your reusable bag with the first scanned item anymore or it starts screaming about unexpecteditem in bagging area. It’s like they’ve gone full blown over the top anti theft settings to the point that it’s so frustrating to use them now that I hardly ever do anymore.

I created an epic account solely for the free games, which I claim and never play. Fuck Epic. I still haven’t forgiven them for ruining Rocket League.