No one will ever learn of my combo dildo/toothbrush idea cause I am burned out drawing furry porn all day everyday.

All pills are placebos. It’s all within your mind. Cure all your ailments with Oracle™ Miracle Tonic!

That’s why no one ever comes over to visit

Change the name to Star Trek and get a crew together composed of beings from around the universe and a black lady. To explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, yadda yadda yadda…

“I thaid my mowf is fuh of beez!”

In America, once a child is born they immediately become invisible to republicans. Maybe we should be raising them in the way of the Shinobi?

If you visit harbin China they will think you are Russian, which is pretty much a wash. The worst part is the Russians will think you are Russian too and try to get you to drink with them. Unless you regularly down pints of vodka do NOT go drinking with Russians.

It’s like capitalism inside your capitalism

I was in the boxing gym yesterday talking with everyone about the crazy shit Trump and the Republicans are doing and the owner came by and warned us that some members have Trump stickers on their cars. I said “I don’t care, we are in the perfect place to settle it.” In reality it’s because I know the only ones to be worried about were on my side.

I’ll have you know I’ve listened to all episodes of the Revolutions podcast and remember nothing.

It’s not that hard to fake a Russian accent comrad. Did you watch Chernobyl or Death to Stalin? Steve Buscemi sounded like he was born there.

I think we can hang them both for treason no problem. Don’t need elon’s help.

I don’t see star trek memes on the schedule, it’s like they don’t even use Lemmy?

Does his last name really need two 'm’s?

At that point you’ve already invested so much of your health and money to get there, a harmless lie to justify it all is fine.

It’s not about what you already watch, op wants to find new related videos to watch. YouTube’s algo no longer works that way

That doesn’t work anymore and I say this as a long time user. In the last 5 years their algorithm has gotten worse and worse. I have an extensive subscription list and the junk they push at me these days never matches any of the videos I currently watch. Deleting history and trying to rebuild it doesn’t help. OP’s feelings here is widely held with many users these days.

If your dinnertime isn’t before 5 then you just procrastinating

Yesterday my cat took a shit. Then stepped into it with his back paw and proceeded to try and shake it off all over the house. I was playing “find the specs of turd” for hours after while he followed me around demanding a treat 🤷‍♂️

I’m pretty sure all those cuts are human so this is perfectly normal.