Right?I will learn Cantonese to be able to talk to my dog.
Right?I will learn Cantonese to be able to talk to my dog.
I,for one, welcome our new feral pig overlords.


It’s not that bad. But, really quick, how many droves in a fuckton?
I had to click on it to show.
Do you mean fungals?


Has anyone seen the show “Pantheon“? This is getting close to it.


Is it as good as 3 penis wine?
Muffin is a good dog!


My favorite clean joke, what do call a ship on the ocean floor that twitches? A nervous wreck.
Black roof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings
But is it as good as Cheddar Goblin™ brand maccaroni?


We call it a 3:45 ass…
Now we have to find a kid named shinji and tell him to get in the god damn robot.
If you play cards, right…
How dare you, sir!
Now that I think about it, Im the spare human. They would just speak to me like if they were the protagonists in a 1970’s Kung Fu movie and Im Pai Mie. “Filthy Ape! Once I defeat you, I will sleep next to mother, and you will sleep in hell! I would also like to be let out…”