Vietnamese and Italian.

Progressives abolished slavery. Conservatives started a civil war to keep their slaves. That is why nearly all the states which were part of the Confederacy always vote Republican.

That makes as much sense as saying that the left enables fascists by not being convincing enough.

Haven’t seen anybody say armadillo bug yet.

Or pistachio butter

Train as a masseuse. Get a job at Mar-a-lago. Work there for 3 years. After that time very non-employee there I have touched all spontaneously combust simultaneously.

Alfred Krupp, German steel manufacturer, inventor, and the largest arms dealer of his age.

He was obsessed with building cannons and built the first successful breech loading cannon of cast steel. Common wisdom was that such cannons would explode and kill their operators. He kept building cannons even though nobody would buy them.

He was an extreme hypocondriac who also suffered from depression. He would not leave his bed for weeks or months at a time. He would weigh anyone who visited his house and kept over thirty years of records before he died. He loved the smell of horse dung and had his office built over the stables so he could always smell it.

And kill all the pets I assume.

High speed crash test

Wait, so Forgotten Realms gods work on Santa Clause rules?

If they know where to get coke, they know where to get other stuff

Hang around a dive bar and look for people who work in kitchens.

Sniper MD

I once saw a local Zillow listing with a very graphic gay bdsm shower curtain. So you can buy that somewhere, but that’s a Google search I am not about to make for you.

This wrench is a visual representation of my mental health

I, Frankenstein

CGI filled brainless action with demons and gargoyles fighting a secret war. Aaron Eckhart as Frankenstein is stuck in the middle. The whole thing tries to copy the vibe of Underworld and mostly fails. Somehow I still love watching it. It’s just the right kind of bad for me.

Empire Records.

I make references from that movie all the time and nobody ever gets it. Doesn’t stop me.

Maybe you could find a privately owned small Internet cafe and explain the situation. They might let you run up a tab and pay once you start getting your paycheck.

Free mental health care for those struggling the most plus housing subsidies for those struggling to stay off the street due to mental illness.

One of the social factors that most limits procreation is the education of women. If advanced education is available and encouraged, the age a woman has their first child is pushed back. As fertile years are limited for women, this reduces their potential numbers of children. On top of that, educated women often seek careers which often further reduces their active reproductive years. This is why developed countries usually have much lower birthrates than underdeveloped countries.