I really don’t get why someone would do this other than to play out some sort of sick fantasy. No one good ever destroys public utilities.

I choose to believe the person that gave you 1 will bump into you again and say “now we’re talking” before disappearing into a crowd.

It’s really hard to take the “law” seriously when we constantly see rich people getting away with violating it.

Followers of the Apocalypse are humanity’s last hope.

That sounds like a setup to a deez nuts joke.

Fun fact, Oregon was pretty close to being a white-only state. Probably explains why they have a big problem with neonazis nowadays.

Yeah the dementia is scary but so is the hat man. You don’t want to mess with the hat man.

I stopped using soap at 13 and I’m a trillionaire.

You can also use a pool noodle to line the bottom part of your door if there’s a gap so you can keep the bathroom nice and steamy.

I find “y’all” works pretty well, so does “folks” or even better “Fellow Workers.”

Every day is jerk day for me ^because ^I ^love ^well-seasoned ^food.

All y’all👥 gotta chill🥶❄️out on this emoji hate😡😤 we 💑are 👾just💀having🗣️fun🍑🍆💦🤪

We, we. I’ve dropped many an undergarment once I started speaking baguette.