What if we all plan the end of the world next April 1st. We will all pretend to start race and religious riots until all the billionaires get nervous and go into their bunkers. Then we strip off our costumes and masks and start mixing concrete to pour over the bunker doors and air intake.

Probably stock unless I find a reason to mess around.

What I find fascinating is that most of our boomer parents warned us about bias and not trusting the internet for this exact reason. Like Wikipedia was an extremely controversial source for a while. Now a lot of them have seemingly forgotten that advice and completely trust these LLMs as if they were absolute authority on any subject.

What would you get for a new phone nowadays?

No idea, they skeeve me out. Maybe they smell a bit like ground coffee.

I mean I personally haven’t smelled one. One of my elementary teachers had a bunch of them though and they do smell. Just never went up to take a whiff.

That’s why you have millions of copies stored.

Its nearly impossible nowadays to create a novel invention and not get it effectively stolen by a big company that already pulled up the ladders. Ask anyone selling on Amazon.

Its specifically cockroaches they are talking about and ground coffee. If you grind your own beans and don’t see any cockroaches or bugs, then your coffee is roach free.

Humans get allergies to cockroaches really easy. Living in cockroach infested areas will eventually create allergies, people who handle cocraches get allergies, it’s not a question of if it’s a question of when.

So if you have developed cockroach allergies you risk going into anaphylactic shock if you go anywhere where ground coffee is in the air like a gas station or coffee shop. If you aren’t griding your own beans, there is some roach in your bean soup.

The funny part is that the people who can afford to buy the products in the ads are the ones paying to not have ads.

A girl in college told me she liked me when we were in high school, took me like two days to realize what she meant…

Perfect time for some foreign company to eat Oracles lunch.

Sues their customers

Yup. It’s not real. The vast majority of GPUs delivered in 2025 aren’t plugged in. They still have some 2024 GPUs sitting idle.

This is all a shell game of fraud.

It may be time for Trump to rethink tariffs

LOL. It’s his only trick

Just checked eBay. ~200-250 for used M1 Air 8gb RAM and ~300-350 for used M1 with 16gb RAM.

If this is the regular price, schools can probably get them for $550 or less on a bulk contract. They seem to give 10% discount on any large school purchase.

The general duh, he’s got modern munitions.

Bring items to self checkout. Scans as fast as possible. Walks out with a 20% dynamic discount.

Your eyes are hazel

For me it’s the nature of time. As you get older the amount of time you have had experienced grows, so new time feels quicker in comparison. So time speeds up just as you learn to enjoy it.