I don’t know I’m kind of a staunch privacy advocate. I don’t like the idea of all my most intimate parts being flung around the neighbors’ house all willy nilly.

This is nothing new. Did we already forget about the Snowden leaks?

As a fan of dystopian sci fi thrillers I can only hope each iPhone comes equipped with a ham radio no one can access

The blue ball won’t roll because it was on a table of clean laundry

Not really billions is beyond being halved

(Was drinking when I wrote this, was saying billions is a so much money it’s difficult to conceptualize, seems like folks understood for the most part, but someone said musks money is in stocks etc which is a factor, anyways be well)

I’m sorry Dave, I can’t do that

I can’t get it to repeat it either but it was definitely an ai auto response thing from google ai overview or whatever it’s called

Now it’s giving distance from burner and everything lol. It’s learning 👀

The other day I googled how long should I broil a ribeye steak and the google AI told me to broil it for 45 minutes.

Broil is the hottest setting on the oven and you’re supposed to broil the meat as close to the burner as possible. This would probably burn down your house.

Luigi? That’s weird. What about Wario?

That sounds terrible. What’s the link so I can block it

Problem solved 👍

John Wick enters the chat

Just last week I had to run over some mother fuckers

It do be like that sometimes

Yea you’re totally not manly enough if you don’t have a multitool and a big brass belt buckle

Wonder no more 😂

This is how I imagine I looked when I was playing that old text based computer game “Drug Wars”.

TFW you save enough to buy the new trenchcoat.

They do the same exact thing in the pink aisle in the supermarket.

By making everything more so called feminine, and now more so called masculine, companies realized they can charge a premium and people will fall for the packaging gimmick.

That’s all I think it is.

I do like the man card bottle opener though. Would be a fun thing to bring to parties and holiday gatherings.

I’m pretty sure a meter is a few inches longer than a yard

So like half a banana

I figured the 😂 emoji would convey me being silly 🤷‍♂️

I figured the 😂 emoji would convey me being silly 🤷‍♂️