Sweet, Ass! Ride.

No… I’d rather go chill at the ymca

I’m agnostic

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Friggin Gen Z-er, get off my lawn!!! shakes fist from the porch

I don’t like comparing inter and intra and extra species behavior to what humans call rape. Not a fun path to go down.

That would be like so could man.

5 cm is 1.9685 inches, which is about weeee big…. 🤏

Or one LLAP 🖖

The arc of the covenant…. The Italians have to give it back to Ethiopia

6 7 !!!

They both do both, lol. Not arguing with you by the way. I’ve just never heard this as a thing before other than the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees and the moon up above… I assume it vaguely comes from that maybe, but I’ve never heard men and women as birds and bees or whatnot

Right, but male birds are usually the “pretty” ones because they have to impress the females with their display, and bees are all female, so it seems like a terribly inaccurate metaphor, if we can even call it that

99% of bees are female

Cool thanks

If the universe is infinite, there most certainly are bananas on an infinite number of planets.

(Sorry, I smoke way too much weed, mannnn.”)

Fetty WAP I suppose but I don’t have the acronym

Can a bullet fire just from a dryer? Wouldn’t that mean firearms would be randomly discharging in people cars in hot places like Arizona? Or is it somehow sparking or something from beating against the dryer like buttons from jeans or coveralls?

Asking because I never knew that was a thing lol

God damn it! I will never wonder about this again in my life!

This is a really funny sign to post on the office restroom until you realize the poor guy or gal is taking the prescription diarrhea medication from TV commercials and experiencing all of the side effects at once they list really fast at the end of the commercial.