Maybe this?

Warning: hippies

A quality meme, wasted on someone completely unworthy.

I think --explanation is the command line switch to output a brief summary of a git command.

It’s some stupid TikTok meme that allegedly comes from a song by Skrilla.

Maybe it’s because the dinosaur high as fuck.

Right? 2 GB for 64-bit Windows 10? The start button alone probably needs more RAM than that.

Combined with a minimalist Linux distro, a laptop like that should have amazing battery life. Not sure of a specific use, but maybe something where you have to run off battery for long periods of time. Portable server maybe?

Have you found a good FOSS alternative to Windows Recall by chance?

/s

It was the fucking lighthouse keeper wasn’t it

Dude, spoiler tags please.

Humans were less expensive than watermelons back then.

Genetics is, in fact, a science, and it allows for offspring to grow to be bigger than their parents.

Oh my God that’s evil. Better hope the Microsoft execs don’t see this.

It’s easy, you just have to sign up for Microsoft’s CD burning app for $6.99/month. Make sure to have your credit card, social security number, and birth certificate handy when you setup your account. You just have to watch a short advertisement before burning each CD.

Game devs back then were also the company owners and CEOs.

i3 and homemade web browser - this guy is legit

Dual booting is just using containers on bare metal.

Is this what they call a boot loop?

Instructions unclear; now I’m dizzy as well as confused.

Red Hat: teacher’s pet

A 3.5mm-to-Bluetooth adapter that can do simultaneous headphones + mic. I have a device with no Bluetooth, only a 3.5mm TRRS jack (headphones+mic). I want to connect it to a wireless Bluetooth headset but the only adapters I can find won’t do both at the same time, only one or the other.