I could really go for a Starbucks right now.

Mao-Kwikowski Mercantile, with their subsidiary Protogen.

Looks like it was done using the spline tool.

No, that would be totally reckless. They probably just used the soda bottle to prop up one end of the neutron reflector.

I’ll allow it.

I tighten both screws. With an impact driver. And a dab of LocTite for good measure.

MacBook Air club represent!

Don’t let anybody tell you you’re not humpable, because you’re bumpable, I hope this doesn’t make you feel uncomfortable.

There’s also the email that could’ve been a “man-up and make this inconsequential decision by yourself, Dave”

What is the charge? Eating an onion? A succulent sea onion?

Normally when I think of wobbegongs I think about cute, maybe a little strange-looking but otherwise harmless creatures. But then I remember that the tasselled wobbegong exists.

The house from Fight Club.

I love i3wm. Incredibly lightweight and minimalistic.

When you get this to work, hit me up for some venture capital.

I know how it feels man. Every time I try to sell bootleg DVDs from the trunk of my car, the cops shut me down. Big copyright is just killing the free market, I say.

Gibberish? That’s poetry. I sang it to Billy Joel’s ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire’

No, sorry. This was on the east coast. I bet the same story applies to a few different bases though lol.

Worked on a military base that had a small lake. Against policy, a civilian employee went out fishing during his lunch break, somehow capsized his rowboat and had to be rescued by the on-base fire department. Unsurprisingly, he didn’t lose his job over it.

I used a Mac SE/30 running OS 7 quite a bit in the early 90’s. I remember it being incredibly reliable; in fact, I can’t even remember what a crash looked like on a Mac, whereas I can still picture the BSOD from Windows 3.1.

I don’t remember noticing much difference in snappiness or intuitiveness between Mac and Windows back then though. Both were pretty easy to learn, even for people with limited computer experience. Anything with a hard drive felt snappy at the time, because the previous generation of computers all ran on floppy disks which were slow as molasses.