What’s it about?

Wrong question, man. Very wrong question.

On the other hand you have the bozos that order extra extra spicy and then whine that they can’t eat it. That’s likely something everyone who works in an Asian restaurant has experienced multiple times.

No, it cannot crawl backwards.

Great! Now let’s leverage the key learnings into a win win scenario.

He can hear an enemy plane from 200 miles away.

I’ve been working in corporate environments for the past thirty years or so. So yeah, I guess.

Agreed. I only do this when people try to play up their work at my expense.

Let me just do a quick recap here so we’re all on the same page.

People will only forget, if you let them. I always make sure my contributions are very clearly visible. That of course presupposes that you have meaningful contributions to make visible.

Or making PowerPoint slides full of LinkedIn lunatic lingo.

The country where the government prioritised strategic foresight over the short term profits of legacy industries?

What are you, some kind of communist? Next thing you’re going to say the government should spend its money on healthcare instead of bombing schoolgirls. Preposterous!

It’ll be a sad day for the people who lose their jobs because some idiot wasted colossal amounts of money on a delusional dream. Then again it was their choice to work for one of the most evil companies on the planet, so I don’t really pity them.

Why does your wife need a transsexual for her car?

$5000, Designed by Philippe Starck.

Are you trying to tell us it’s not called BCA Chefs?

Damn! I just donated all that stuff last year.

Actually, maybe it would be better, if certain people thought of the children less.

Poser! A real Roman would just fall on his sword.

Of course he is. Throughout history, far more children died than survived. And as there was no Christianity for most of human history, those are obviously all in hell.