Correct. Also, they need someone to delegate the responsibility to. They are mainly concerned with not being held responsible for any potential fuck-ups. If they can say “the vendor did it” they can deflect the blame. Unfortunately that’s how making a career in the corporate world works for the vast majority of people. You advance by avoiding getting blamed for mistakes, not by brilliance or competence.

I’d watch that anime.

I use Mint, by the way.

What kind of uncultured barbarian are you?

You did peel off the plastic from the cooler?

She looked old for her age!

Are you trying to imply that the ideas of slave owners from the 18th century are not the gold standard on which society must be based for all eternity going forward?

That’s not steam, though.

How else are you going to make your tea?

They didn’t pay their subscription fees, obviously. Duh.

That took me quite a while.

It’ll be interesting to see if there are really that many rubes in the world.

Filthy heretics!

Milk and sugar please.

Praise be!

The key difference is that there are credible alternatives in the PC OS space. If I could ditch Android/iOS without major pain, I’d do it in a heartbeat.

Do you have a few minutes to talk about our Lord and Saviour, Linus Torvalds?

The only priority of the SLS has always been to provide pork for politicians to distribute to their constituents. This thing exists for no other reason. The sooner it’s cancelled, the better.

Like that wasn’t obvious from the start?

If you can’t do a handstand, you’re not worthy of Minux.