Look I didn’t say you’d like the rest of the effects but it’ll get them drinking liquids

No, you don’t, ace homie.

Unlike the “aromantics” who think hitting and quitting makes them special

Yeah I said it, “aros,” what are you going to do, have a one night stand at me?

Do the same trick but with a caffeinated drink if you have problems with your ADHD children

Found the secret dolphin

You know my first thought was that if I was a widower with two kids I definitely wouldn’t work in a job that dangerous but what are the chances that being an astronaut is actually safer than driving an hour long commute?

So what I can too

In theory 😔

And yet

Cuz it’s my hecking star wars

Generally speaking poisonous things taste bad but not always! Add it to the data

Kind of rude to talk about Kanye like that

He’d definitely have an answer to how to fix your “debt” to Tom Nook

Everything validates dislike for bad games because they’re bad

This is going to be a really awkward moment in Lemmy history when the Packmaster murders become public record

Actual phobias are obviously excluded, so that accounts for 1% of you concern trolling cowards.

This is true, do not fact check it

Now do it to the ghouls

I’m honestly not sure if OP knew this or was expressing dismay at the idea

It always puzzles me why otherwise intelligent people go so far to make excuses for morons who obviously don’t know what they’re talking about.

Eh

Femboys aren’t twinks… I think.

Someone consult the Gay Codex.

Either way you definitely need to check the pronouns of the right without prior context