bases the government on historical examples

pretends they invented the idea

I mean, it’s a pretty American thing to do.

Biden: The American people need a message of hope in these dark times

The American people: goddamn it you senile bastard we needed an action plan not platitudes

Have you tried being a six foot tall male with visible anger issues themselves?

Copilot just forced itself onto my personal machines again so it’s just typical Windows fuckery all around.

Sure, but it’s free when you get it from someone else.

This is why you buy NATO calibers.

I think you’re underestimating the current fetishization in gun culture but that’s fair enough

Don’t die because your country sucks.- Patton

Pretty sure he’d have been a Trumper though.

If you don’t see it it’s not happening.

Not in America.

Guns are cheap btw.

*too generous

You’d think, but there’s actually a pretty big subgenre for fascists in space.

Alternatively, I ate at a Cici’s the other day that didn’t have anything pooled on top but I bet if I’d squeezed a piece I could have cut the calorie count in half.

(the rabbit hole was literally just the first paragraph on Wikipedia about Romania)

It’s the last 0.5% of the grease that gets you.

Murder.

It’s the entire point of AI, to replace the workforce.

Yeah you have to have a certain type of humor or some massive nostalgia for Cracked.

Huh. I’d never thought of it like that, but now that you mention it with an infinite number of monkeys one of them will eventually write an entire literary canon of plays that blow that loser Shakespeare out of the water.