What do I do with the remaining 10 stalks?

Kindling for the fire

“Free software” is different from “software that is free”

I do this sort of thing with pets from the animal shelter

I tend to eat one meal a day

Now you’re speaking my language. 1 meal a day + snacks so I don’t starve to death

better use this nice, fresh beef to make chili because otherwise I’ll go hungry.

My issue is that I often end up choosing the “go hungry” option over the chili option

and I love chili

I love cooking, just can’t ever get motivated to do it

True. I saw this one meirl post about someone whose favorite thing to do is go run errands with someone and everyone was saying a golden retriever wrote it. So I guess I’m a golden retriever.

It do be like that

Yeah this is the same thing I’ve established. Just be like “hey I won’t physically stop you, but I suggest you reconsider”

What I think would be most ethical if I saw someone about to commit suicide by jumping (or other means) would just be to use my words to talk with them but not physically stop them.

Why so?

true, you got me

Masturbating would imply physical genital stimulation, something that the Internet cannot perform.

Store passwords.

I gotta disagree. It’s much harder to do this well offline. Losing access to a password database would be detrimental, so it’s not something I recommend doing purely locally.

How does one do that online?

Just the clean the kitchen each time after you cook.

You are assuming having pride means you put down others accomplishments, but that’s not always the case. You can be a fan of a sports team and still not hate the opposing team.

Being proud of someone else makes you a douchebag?

That’s quite the lore

I can cook just fine, but I really prefer baking. With cooking you have to make sure you are there watching it the whole time. I love how with baking I can just mix it up in a bowl, pour it in a pan, and cook it for an hour in the oven.

I don’t know what value my comments adds to this discussion, just wanted to share my love of baking ig.