Not when your fingees are all wet trying to touch the screen

Everyone is upvoting this comment so I must downvote to prove I’m not part of the herd

thank mr skeltal

Relevant video essay

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M7i_i-KnDFA

Non-YouTube version

https://kolektiva.media/w/mGf43YP2t6FtjASnTA1APD

I prefer to type :3

should’ve had following distance.

Exactly. Back in my day we culled people with lead and asbestos. Nowadays any old random can stay alive and the world is crumbling!!! /s

Unless you’re me who uses an OpenWRT router connected to wifi, plugged into my laptop via Ethernet

Fennec (mobile Firefox clone)

It’s not a Firefox clone, it is Firefox.

How about you try getting a male and female pet and do a little study on how small the intervals in between litters really are.

Or just spay and neuter

Deuteronomy more like Neuteronomy

Some would call the former command cat abuse.

it 100% is, its just a bad habit of mine

i was doing cat ~/.bash_history | grep thing which is stupid so i started doing grep "thing" ~/.bash_history

now you’re telling me i should do history | grep thing

i can’t win

I do not understand how anyone uses mobile apps with ads. thats just so dystopian to me

I alias rm to rm -r for easy folder deleting

Microsoft Teams

What do I do with the remaining 10 stalks?

Kindling for the fire

“Free software” is different from “software that is free”

I do this sort of thing with pets from the animal shelter

I tend to eat one meal a day

Now you’re speaking my language. 1 meal a day + snacks so I don’t starve to death