How about you try getting a male and female pet and do a little study on how small the intervals in between litters really are.

Or just spay and neuter

Deuteronomy more like Neuteronomy

Some would call the former command cat abuse.

it 100% is, its just a bad habit of mine

i was doing cat ~/.bash_history | grep thing which is stupid so i started doing grep "thing" ~/.bash_history

now you’re telling me i should do history | grep thing

i can’t win

I do not understand how anyone uses mobile apps with ads. thats just so dystopian to me

I alias rm to rm -r for easy folder deleting

Microsoft Teams

What do I do with the remaining 10 stalks?

Kindling for the fire

“Free software” is different from “software that is free”

I do this sort of thing with pets from the animal shelter

I tend to eat one meal a day

Now you’re speaking my language. 1 meal a day + snacks so I don’t starve to death

better use this nice, fresh beef to make chili because otherwise I’ll go hungry.

My issue is that I often end up choosing the “go hungry” option over the chili option

and I love chili

I love cooking, just can’t ever get motivated to do it

True. I saw this one meirl post about someone whose favorite thing to do is go run errands with someone and everyone was saying a golden retriever wrote it. So I guess I’m a golden retriever.

It do be like that

Yeah this is the same thing I’ve established. Just be like “hey I won’t physically stop you, but I suggest you reconsider”

What I think would be most ethical if I saw someone about to commit suicide by jumping (or other means) would just be to use my words to talk with them but not physically stop them.

Why so?

true, you got me

Masturbating would imply physical genital stimulation, something that the Internet cannot perform.