The city names are killing me! It looks like German… but it’s so wrong that is HAS to be wrong on purpose. Like somebody has a half understanding of the language, but absolutely no idea where to separate syllables.

I’m looking forward to living long enough to see this meme age another 30 years with PHP still alive and well.

Yes, it’s really every time I hear someone say their own name, my brain goes: “Matt Damon!”

Matt Damon!

Amen

While I do laugh at this and it makes me smile a little due to my immense dislike of religion in general… the guy was a redemptorist, a congregation with a vow of poverty and the aim of helping the poor. You can hate them for their missionary work and generally the catholic church is a very valid receiver of criticism and hatred. But these guys in particular hold social justice in high regard.

I’m not saying he’s a good guy, I’m saying I’d have liked it more if it happened to someone worse.

They’re like pirates

It is, in fact, not a car. It’s a stunt vehicle that was disguised as a car.

Humans have done such amazing things to domesticated lifeforms, personally I find what we did to Brassica (cole crops) especially fantastical.

I need to share this with someone: Minecraft Style hit me right when I was playing Feed The Beast Modded Minecraft with my Girlfriend years ago and I am still in awe.

Be MORE disappointed please.

Or to be out! Don’t out people!

I second this

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You go girls!

Yes, because if you put two people of that horniness in the same room, the heat produced from the friction alone will create enough heat to rival the surface of the sun.

My Ex used to sleep wearing only an old shirt of mine. She’s tiny, I’m huge, she wore it like a nightgown, one shoulder showing, hanging down to her knees.

And I loved her for it.

Girl… I’d like to send you a virtual hug. The speed of your emotional rollercoaster is frightening. Please take care of yourself.

I want to make one thing clear: When I tell you to slow down, because you seem manic, it doesn’t mean to stop. I’ve said it before and I’ll keep saying it. Your posts are quite entertaining and brighten my day. But you’re also a precious fragile flower and I want you to heal and to take care of yourself, because, sadly, none of us can do that for you.

Antiboyotics is my favourite

…That has to be on purpose, the poses are just too good…