Switch to powder, your wallet will thank you.

Your moral panic isn’t welcome here.

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Humanity will probably die out in the next hundred years and the planet will finally be able to recover, even if it has to start over from microbes to get there.

The only valid use case for an LLM.

“double you” formally or “doubleya” informally.

Nothing. I won’t stop voting, but I’m old, tired, poor, mentally ill, and have been looking forward to the sweet oblivion of death since I was a small child. What about the country or planet is happening to make the future look bright to anyone, much less me? At best it’s all just meaningless noise.

Have you tried weed?

That life would be better as an adult.

Hey those toys ain’t gonna sell themselves.

I want my funeral to be a roast but my fiancee asked me not to.

Had anyone identified the class traitor yet? Assuming they exist, that is.

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Rap.

Low to moderate. Lower than it would be if I wasn’t a white male, because is the world we live in.

Accept the fact that nothing matters, obviously.

Warning Labels on obvious things. Like “contains dairy” on a package of butter. At some point they need to stop and let Darwin take the wheel.

So is Gremlins.