This is absolutely perfect.

I get it. It’s a concert, right?

Stop that, stop that! Go on, clear off! Go on, go away! And you, clear off! Bloody weather.

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Gross, people do that?

Me who never stirs and never gets sticky pasta…

This can both be applied to someone who is extremely lazy and someone extremely disciplined.

Would you care to elaborate?

https://youtu.be/E3IN2HZBZwY

I don’t know if I agree with that, let’s go around the room again, all in favour? /s

Huzzah! Thanks man!

Imagine, if you will. A man so desperate for human companionship he is willing to avoid any and all women he comes across. So determined to not come across as a creep or weirdo. Little did he know he just came across the Friendlight Zone.

I don’t want to toot my own horn. But this would be a perfect Twilight Zone episode 😂

I asked my gf in person as well because i just think its just important to be genuine and personal about it.

When you say you asked your gf in person. What exactly do you mean by this?

As a suggestion/feedback. Could you please make it so you can block certain subreddits from appearing in your feed? I know you can subscribe but I am actually fine with most subreddits apart from a select view.

Maybe like a one million dollar fine? That’s a lot of money, you know.

Simpso… erm I mean Futurama did it!

“It’s okay, we can enshitify a little.” - the board at Mozilla probably.

Honestly, if someone were to try to safe my life. And I find out he uses a string as a parameter to do so. Just let me die right there.

But really in the first few messages? Again, I’m all game. But I don’t want to scare her off or something.

Seriously? I was always told you text for like two or three days first before going on a date. Oh I could definitely do that. I actually really hate texting XD