I’ve taken a couple uber rides in a Tesla and I wish they’d give you the option to select NOT THAT. I just stared at the stupid door button the whole time

I try not to, but it seems like most rockstars are shitbags and the stories don’t always come out until much later.

Metric, although I’ve never picked up an innate sense of Celsius

I wish I got to live on the warp drive side of WW3 but oh well

The amount of ready to arm weapons and number of times we’ve come close to launching them is terrifying.

Snatch

I love that Swingline only introduced the red stapler after Milton made it famous

The IP also works as an air fryer, separate lid you put on top that works fairly well and like you said is great for leftovers. I also have a toaster oven/air fryer on the counter but that’s more due to the fact that the shitty oven in my apt doesn’t heat evenly.

The new California republic seems to be the only people who see this coming

IKR? The F-35 wasn’t designed to suddenly transition to ground vehicle like the Osprey

There’s a stoplight across the street from me with a “no right turn on red” sign, because traffic turning into that road from the left backs up so much it needs its own green arrow.

I see people casually roll through that right turn about 20 times a day, and the local FD shows up about twice a week for a crash. Not many are fatal but occasionally a cyclist or pedestrian does get hit, because Becky in her Audi is MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU

So Dawson would be too old for Dawson to date like midway between WW1 and 2, wow history is fun

The fun part is…I tried the newest one on game pass recently. Aside from roster updates it’s the same game I bought on disc 20 years ago

Bezos is turning down more obscene money that no other employee will ever see?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA cool story bro

I’m a proud graduate from the Terrence Howard school of math.

I guess they haven’t asked me or it’d be 91%

It had enormous potential then just sort of ended in an orgy and…the world is Netflix

I’ll hate them forever for cancelling Santa Clarita Diet right when Fillion shows up

The different voices singing the same song for each season…👌

Oh for sure but at that point you’re pot committed…Battle of the Bastards was about the best fight scene we got

A gigantic army of ice undead that all…just crumbles with the poke of one needle. Her killing the ice king, sure, but at least let us see the white army come across the wall and Winter actually Comes. The whole army disintegrating was massively underwhelming.