Very grateful for my stepdad.

Friends is horrible, watch Happy Endings if you want the same premise with funny jokes.

Seinfeld was also not good but did introduce a lot of tv tropes, so Larry David and Curb are where the funny is made there without the laugh track.

Hey where’s the Beast? Oh right in the middle of a bunch of potential roadblocks to form a kill box. Missed opportunity

Oh you misunderstand, I’m saying shoot first

They’re literally shooting people in the head in the street. If someone chained themselves to a tree to stop construction they’d just saw the person in half. Hasn’t been a single consequence yet

The US Congress is investigating. The people who wrote their own laws to allow insider trading.

No one is being the least bit sneaky anymore, this is just straight up grift and if you don’t like it then maybe we declare your hometown an enemy of the state.

START SHOOTING ICE

Cops too, they even add a larger fuel tank to keep the engine blowing smog 24/7

Halstead was a brilliant surgeon who decided to replace sleep with cocaine, would stay up for a week straight then berate his students for not having the same “work ethic.” Over the years it’s morphed into kind of an initiation ritual where new doctors are forced to work, ironically, medically inadvisably long shifts to prove their dedication to the job. It’s insane and has led to countless injury and deaths from sleep deprived staff, but that’s just The Way Things Are Done.

I don’t give a shit about exclusive, bring back couch co-op instead of forcing every person in the household to buy an Xbox and Live subscription just to play a game together.

The wind easily blew my hat off the other day…that’s when I realized I bought it more than 15 years ago and it’s probably time to update old faithful.

As a 49ers fan I carry a little extra hate for them choosing a red hat to signify their shittiness.

Did you know the Rock was in Star Trek?

He plays an alien with some face prosthetic…who is a professional wrestler.

I could see that but he’s short and stocky. After watching Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, Peter Claffey’s Dunk would be a great Carrot, he’s got the slouch and gentle giant demeanor dialed in.

They should try moving to a place with fresh water and stop draining a pool of salt, if they have to generate this heat in a desert for no fucking useful reason.

I cannot get big picture mode to work for shit, it’s probably my tv but I have a bunch of steam stuff unplayed.

I wish you the best of like finding them, but I genuinely think you’re on the minority of the market. I upgraded from the first to the second and the original pods physically hurt my ears wedging a bit of hard plastic into soft tissue

That and the fossil fuel industry creating Greenpeace to spread propaganda far and wide under the guise of environmentalism

Leg room is shit in the humvee if you’re tall but they’re beefy bois that can crawl through damn near anything.

If you see a Norwegian guy running towards her with a gun and screaming, get out of the way.