Bezos is turning down more obscene money that no other employee will ever see?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA cool story bro

I’m a proud graduate from the Terrence Howard school of math.

I guess they haven’t asked me or it’d be 91%

It had enormous potential then just sort of ended in an orgy and…the world is Netflix

I’ll hate them forever for cancelling Santa Clarita Diet right when Fillion shows up

The different voices singing the same song for each season…👌

Oh for sure but at that point you’re pot committed…Battle of the Bastards was about the best fight scene we got

A gigantic army of ice undead that all…just crumbles with the poke of one needle. Her killing the ice king, sure, but at least let us see the white army come across the wall and Winter actually Comes. The whole army disintegrating was massively underwhelming.

I do 1/1/1984 but also a good idea

I worked for a company that opened a new office location. They had ONE Christmas party. After multiple DUIs leaving, drugs and condoms scattered all over the bathrooms, and more than one marriage ruined as a result of said managerial staff using said protection with people not their spouses….we just got an extra bonus on the paycheck in subsequent years.

Back then Texas was still close enough to belonging to Mexico that it got the sepia tint too

If you have a Roku tv, there’s literally a whole channel

He won. Every person employed by the TSA and every shoe removed is a posthumous W for crippling America

I’ve seen undercover cop minivans with those stickers, they weaponized that lack of intelligence.

It doesn’t help that 10 seconds into punching rocks for resources, a swarm of flying hunter bots shows up to try and kill you so now you’re running with 2% of the fuel you need

That’s one of the very few gripes I have with BG3, depending on your party makeup shit can go down real fast and boom someone is unhappy with you or you’re in initiative, the log doesn’t always show everything said or how/why someone is suddenly dead and tracing back is like trying to follow a conversation on twitter

That would be Morrowind, where people gave you directions like “just past the creek to the east.”

I’ve had my thumb out for years and haven’t caught sign of a single ship, I’m fairly sure the hyperspace bypass was built to go around this backwater planet not through it.

As Carlin said “when it comes to bullshit you have to stand in awe of religion.”

They pay no taxes, diddle kids, murdered millions…and you fucking show up to put MORE money in the collection plate‽ madness

Those folks aren’t looking up “two adults having sex,” we’ve seen the contents of computers and it’s ALWAYS an R screaming about porn with 7 year olds in a folder on the desktop.

Gotta do the Bell Riots first