Very sad to see lemm.ee shutting down. I liked it here, the instance was easy to pronounce. Good luck lemm.ee admins with your future endeavors.

Is there more than one exodus now? I haven’t been keeping track.

I am ded 💀

🦀

Wait I’m the system administrator, who the hell do I contact??!!

“I lost my phone” is gonna be heard a lot from now on over there.

Then they can say the classic line, “Don’t you all have phones?!”

Is that how babby formed

I’m so glad it can handle square.

I would totally drink all of that lol

Vagina dentata! Such a wonderful phrase!

Top middle bread looks like it has a butthole.

Trappey Joes

Excellent cayenne hot sauce.

Mine have always been they just show up unannounced, take me to a conference room, and lay me off that day.

Yub yub.

Threatening to sue your customers is such a brilliant business move.

You’re lucky to have IT even know what GIMP is, much less have it officially approved.

Every place I’ve been at was like “what’s that?”

I always wondered why Ben Quadrinaro’s podracer (the one with four engines) didn’t win, you’d think it’d have twice the power.

Eh, close enough.

What about our friend TREE(Graham’s Number)

I go at my own pace since I’m doing their job essentially. It’s their fault they didn’t put enough self-checkout lanes. It gives me time to bag and organize everything logically before returning to my vehicle. If they wanted speed they should either hire more cashiers or build more self-checkout.