instructions unclear. cracked open and sucked out the goodies like a crab.

a mix between egirl bath water and egirl piss. bonus points for a splash of egirl spit.

🤤

I have “kidnapped” a small child and am brainwashing them to think like me.

they will be me, essentially.

one day they will do the same, and “I” will live on for eternity.

some guys get so horny they just can’t help but be reminded that they need to control themselves. mace does a great job of reminding them of that fact.

sticking your dick in crazy is an amazing yet scary experience. one you will never forget.

wow! a .ml user is an establishment boot licker.

😯

that’s not Nicholas Cage. that’s Daniel Jackson!

I had several IOT smart plugs that have GPS built in.

why? why would it need to know its exact geographic location?!

after that I created an entire hardware segmented network that’s specifically used for IOT and cameras.

last I checked the router/firewall it’s on has blocked over 11million requests a month trying to access the outside.

I will never have a “smart” device in my home that’s connected to the internet. I’ll live like it’s the 1930s if I ever have to.

this movie is good man!

– Siskel & Ebert

better question, is a star required for EMR?

it’s likely you haven’t had interactions with them since you don’t have many comments posted. for example I have almost 3600 comments since 2024. I don’t even know if that covers the amount that I have deleted either, so it could be more.

I’ve noticed that for at least the last year.

it has gotten considerably worse in the last six months though.

fuck JJ Abrams.

lord knows I tried reading that, but I lack the brain damage required to read any more.

I fuckin hate podcasts. they say a whole lot of bullshit with near zero content.

it’s 45 minutes of pretentious dumbasses reacting to the smell of their own farts while locked in a tiny recording studio.

I have a couple open slots in my rack waiting for the day.

I reenacted what I did yesterday, today.

go to work. show up to meetings. jerk it. food. sleep.

I wasn’t sure how bad it was until I just checked.

last December I bought a 2x32gb DDR5 kit for $160. right now, same kit, almost $600.

this is fucking insane man.

fuck AI.

is that not gamer supps?

Mold can fuck you up or require you to take drugs the rest of your life. HIV feels a bit like the flu and might make you feel sick. The stakes are lower I think.

HIV isn’t a death sentence anymore. in-fact, I would say it’s probably an apt analogy to pit HIV against eating moldy bread.

HIV doesn’t kill you, it’s the compromised immune system that attacks the body that turns into AIDS.

kind of the same thing with mold. the mold doesn’t kill you. it’s the toxins the mold contains that shuts down your kidneys, liver, and pancreas. you can survive for a short time without any of those, but it’s going to be a long painful death.

some people are fungus chasers and just want to rawdog bread to feel alive. who am I to judge that? you do you. just remember, when it feels like someone is twisting you inside out as you slowly lose consciousness, you chose this because you wanted that bread more than you wanted to live.