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Awww man, I thought that was corn :(


What would be really cool is if also started streaming both cameras and the microphone. And changed your background image to be pro Trump.


The missile probably has better range too


GrapheneOS has a secret pin feature that wipes the phone when entered. So if someone takes your phone and demands your pin you can destroy the contents of the phone. GrapheneOS works on Pixel phones, given they are an activist, I wonder if this is what happened 🤔
I wish Miss Rachael ruled the world


I’ve been thinking about how to respond to this post for 5 mins now…


I might put some zigbee door sensors on my fridge so I can get an alert when it’s left open. My 3yo has learned to open the freezer and while it does make a noise, so do a lot of things in my house so I might not notice straight away. Maybe an internal temperature sensor as well? Ok, now you’ve got me thinking, imma turn my fridge into a T1000 but at least it won’t try and sell me anything.


I reenact all of the stupid things I said during the day at 3am. Does that count?


Sounds like a territorial claim. You should probably do a bigger poop next to theirs in order to assert dominance.


lol, the reason I’m asking Lemmy isn’t because I haven’t seen either of these things, it’s to gauge how others might interpret it.


Enhance!
I agree, I choose the option that gives me the best experience. That is normally an unofficial option. For instance, I want to choose the tv shows accessible for my daughter. I want her to have access to tv shows from all over the world. There is no official service that offers that.


That’s not normal. I’m sorry you had to go through that mate.
Just make sure you don’t accidentally use the ads-apt-repository or yum-config-manager --ads-repo commands


But my own mammary glands don’t work 😢


Why do you assume that a Danish person talking about “native Brits” means “white”?


Plasma TVs, DVRs, DVD players


Tequila
Maybe she meant PDF level intelligence