Heh. You’re short.

Even your face

Not exactly autocorrect but years ago I had a phone that would always suggest the word astronomer when I made a frowny face. I had never really talked about astronomers on that phone and I have absolutely no idea where it got the idea that they were all sad.

There’s a booby on your screen

What up my glitter bat?

My zombie apocalypse plan is to fucking kill myself

Warm rocks for all!

Thats almost TOO cute

Ghosts

we got better titties now tho.

But do you own the stockings?

Am science. Can confirm.

Why are the Viet cong so interested in horny ai?

This is how I learn

I’d honestly be curious to see what percentage of Linux is steam decks now

Oh thank god we have all been wanting to say something.

My man may I interest you in a sheet?

COMPUTERS ARE VAMPIRES?!

Will you DM a game for me?

Still hit it.