My first thought as well. Id rock this shit.

Stupid cat that’s the wrong part of the foot.

It looks friendly. I say go for it.

I love starting out with one song and just letting the algorithm do it’s thing. It comes up with new shit for me all the time.

Good thing happens.

wAkE Up ShEePlE

I don’t know what systemd is but this is pretty much how I picture all linux users.

Did someone say [Thunderfury Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]?

I just want to point out that Dick Fiasco is the best stripper name ever

Hi

No thank you.

Bro.

DROVES

It’s how Arthur fell faster then Fenchurch. He was heavier.

Heh. You’re short.

Even your face

Not exactly autocorrect but years ago I had a phone that would always suggest the word astronomer when I made a frowny face. I had never really talked about astronomers on that phone and I have absolutely no idea where it got the idea that they were all sad.

There’s a booby on your screen

What up my glitter bat?

My zombie apocalypse plan is to fucking kill myself

Warm rocks for all!