Kinda same, and I’m not even bi/pan.

Bichael, bicycle… Tomayto tomahto.

Thank Mr skeltal 🎺🎺💀

Do enlighten us when you’ve done your shopping.

Hey, don’t ding it till you’ve tried it! Maybe pizza with glue is the invention of the damn millennium!

^{/s of course}

Oh one more thing:

Be glad that OP’s site is shitposting.

This could get much worse if it was politically motivated propaganda.

Don’t believe me? Try getting DeepSeek to say anything critical of the CCP.

One thing about internet sources is that in general, people engage with them if they choose to. Your piss-spraying analogy only works if the users don’t have this freedom. At least for now, we the end users still have the choice to engage with LLM’s, or to choose to navigate elsewhere.

So no, there is no randomly pissing around hoping that LLM training data is among the things being hit. It’s Big G demanding everything as LLM training data and tossing it on the heap, and someone finding that said heap includes The Onion and individual shitposters, and with their dislike for LLM’s, acting accordingly.

Some egg-laying species do this as well. Oh, your survival is at stake and there’s now a chance you won’t be able to protect your brood of eggs? Best to cut your losses and chow down on your babies while you’re still around. Best case, you have the hardware to make more and the nutrients are put back to use.

I recall reading somewhere that early generation ablative heat shields were made of cork, so that phrase is not as outlandish as it might sound to you, at least to me.

The meowing is just modem sounds, softened to be produceable by and understandable to humans. Or at least to transfemme humans

Profile picture checks out

You might wanna go & see a doctor to get those cold, dead hands looked at…

Huh, I don’t know why, but I thought it would extend its neck over the course of a second or so. Not shooting it forward like a cannonball xD

This. I have opinions on waste management, please indulge a little rant, if you will?

In my city they also now have us pay for the privilege of dumping residual waste. It’s worth noting that residual residential waste is stuffed into a silo - the users bring it to a collection point, and open it with an RFID key card. You’re sent a bill for each time this is opened.

It’s also worth noting that the plastic bin, if it looks like they can’t sort it, they will toss it in general waste.

These factors combine into a situation where:

• Tossing things in the recycling bin has it end up in gen waste anyway
• It’s cheaper for the end user to dump their residual waste inappropriately, either by stuffing it into recycling despite not going there, or by dumping it in the bushes somewhere

Imo, fixes would include the following:

• At the very least, using the general waste silo should not come with extra costs
• Recyclables and residual waste should be merged into a single waste flow, which is to be recycled in general.
• We should make work of actual plastic recycling at a commercial scale.

As a .world user, if you read this, it’s back up ^^

That fails to consider that if people speak of “an invasive species,” they’re almost certainly using the botanical definition of that word, which boils down to “a species not native to the ecosystem where the speaker as found it,” and where native species are species that exist within an ecosystem without ever having had humans show up in said ecosystem.

Just because you like that plant being there does not mean said plant stops being invasive.

And if an organism has existed in an ecosystem for millennia, long before any human ever set foot there, then it doesn’t matter how annoying it is, it is a native species.

I’m certain a fair number of people have learned some basic chemistry from Dr. Doe…

I’m pretty sure that invasive === NOT native.

Chuck Testa in 2026. Who’d’ve thought…

Perhaps we could make an argument for carcinization applying to naming as well? What if anything we can’t place could end up getting named something related to crabs?

“It’s 16:59 and some seconds and I need to run in less than a minute! We’ll call it a somethingsomething crab! Now I need a beer and I’ve got a train to catch, see y’all Monday!”