If you ask people what they want they’ll tell you ten things they’ve already seen.

We’re all Tom on OurSpace.

It’s actually illegal to eat a hot dog that is not a Koegel in Michigan.

Ah, the Fox “News” defense. Unfortunately, a lot of the people who listen to him have long since “gone full fucking stupid”.

I don’t think anything could possibly chide him more than simply forgetting and continuing to call it Twitter.