“Ah. I see by the expression on your face that you are confused by my statement. Perhaps you doubt its veracity, but let me assure you, I speak not a word of English.”

“You see, everything that I am saying to you I have learned to speak phonetically. As to the meanings of the individual words or the percumbant rules of syntax, I haven’t a clue.”

If you ask people what they want they’ll tell you ten things they’ve already seen.

We’re all Tom on OurSpace.

It’s actually illegal to eat a hot dog that is not a Koegel in Michigan.

Ah, the Fox “News” defense. Unfortunately, a lot of the people who listen to him have long since “gone full fucking stupid”.

I don’t think anything could possibly chide him more than simply forgetting and continuing to call it Twitter.