KingJalopy

Cheers

Doug

X-Men

Are they so dumb They don’t realize that when we pause a video we are likely not watching or even near our fucking phone or screen at that time?

This is cattlelac of pun chains 😂

I don’t have to Google for you, I’m a redditologist, like I said and I know what I said so find your own source because the burden of proof is on you cognitive dissonance straw man argument fallacy other ten dollar words I may or may not actually understand.

Ape together broke strong

Hold my koala, I’m going in!

Not all of us spend every waking hour scrolling Reddit you know. I haven’t seen it until now and you trying gatekeep this sub with your “repost” comments aren’t adding anything to the conversation. Go touch grass. It’s the green stuff, outside, in front of your mother’s house.

Downvoted.

Edit - I just realized I actually have seen this post before. This site is really going downhill ever since it got popular.

Edit edit - fixed typo

Ninja edit - fuck spez

Bro fucked a $2 whore without a condom and wonders why his pee burns

Dictaturanium

Viral marketing at it’s best. I’m not even sure where that is but I wanna show them my hole so it can be serviced promptly.

I dunno, that was at least coherent if not incredibly dumb.

Young. Hanging out in my cousin’s pool during a party and a girl said I had sexy eyes. Then someone said oh yeah then lick them. She said absolutely but I was like no until drunk people started offering money.

Then she licked my eye. It was kinda hot actually. Then we made out. With mouths.

Things I’ve never heard said before

I once got paid $100 to let a girl lick my eyeball.

Worth it.

Well, there’s your problem…

I enjoyed that

Maybe we should force everybody into marching band??

Something something lowest common denominator

Given the vast distances and incredible amounts of technology it would take to even get to those distances I would say if they are here we would never know it even if they were walking amongst us.

When I married my wife almost 15 years ago my mother-in-law gave me a shirt that said game over with a happy bride stick figure and a very sad groom figure so I took that shirt and I wrote a :-) over the guy’s :-( and I wore that shit under my tuxedo and as soon as the wedding was over I opened my jacket and walked around with that shirt proudly for the rest of the night. Yeah game over, I won.