sees a tech geek start choking across the convention hall
“HELP IS ON THE WAY, DEARIE!”
As they spring over and start giving the heimlich and their fursuit starts falling apart
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
If I was a character in Danganronpa, my talent would be The Ultimate Loser and I’d be the first character killed in the murder game.
sees a tech geek start choking across the convention hall
“HELP IS ON THE WAY, DEARIE!”
As they spring over and start giving the heimlich and their fursuit starts falling apart
I saw something where they gave their kid a pager instead of a phone so they could still be told when to come home but couldn’t waste time fucking about online.
I thought that might actually be pretty effective except for the fact that the kid could easily just ignore your pages.
No wonder I never see, hear or detect the mail carrier on radar.
Wait, it’s not about The Forest 2?
This looks more like a Smash clone, which while technically a fighting game, is generally more accessible for people who don’t play fighting games. You can be pretty good just mashing buttons at random unlike Tekken or Street Fighter. Just FYI.
Furry smash?! :O
Gimme!
This is my lovechild of a NES with a Famicom Twin
Looks closer to a Virtual Boy.
“Align your chakras, warm up your crystals, pray for the summer and winter solstices, wait until the stars and planets are aligned but Mercury is also in retrograde…”
Considering they’re going for patent infringement and not copyright infringement, it’s possible it just took this long for Nintendo’s legal department to find something even remotely tangible that they could sue over. And since they haven’t said what patents Palworld infringes on, I have to assume whatever it is, is very flimsy.
Sure but how do I share that with everyone else when I come up with a banger of a prompt?
“My only regret is not having eaten more fried peanut butter nana sammiches.”
I made my own community specifically for that. Everyone can use it, though.
Gentle? But babe, I just lost to Promised Consort Radahn 157 times in a row; I need to vent that anger.
They’re just gonna wing it and hope they have something.
Roblox employee reviewing the account: “SmoochyPit sounds like a euphemism for a vagina or butthole. BANNED!”
Everytime I hear or see someone calling women “females” unironically I just picture them as a ferenghi.
A friend that both plays the same video games I like so we can play together and also fucks me.
Sims multiplayer sounds like it could be fun
Me, who remembers The Sims Online: 🤣
Subnautica can straight up give you thlassophobia.
“Model collapse” is just a fancy way of saying “our stupid ideas are bad and nobody wants them.”