I live in Florida and a coworker asked on which side is the Atlantic, and on which side was the Gulf. My judgement was not very secret because I was completely in shock. I’m still not over it.

It “feels like” 96°F where I live 😫. I don’t like the cold, but this is also a lot.

What are you talking about? Don’t you also draw a line when you choose to eat plants? I don’t think they would agree to that. Untill humans develop the ability to photosynthesize, we are going to have to eat other species, there’s no way around it.

Even though you’re right, context is also important. They’re talking about working in an office, so it shouldn’t be difficult to understand that they’re referring to working 8 hours, from 6:30 AM to 2:30 PM

Well, that’s lame. It would be cooler if it was just because of bees.

And skinny!

LOL. I forgot about that!

Not at all. Grackles are in the same family as orioles and other black and yellow birds.

Because it turns to liquid if it’s not refrigerated?

It seems like it would be much cheaper and better to just go to the restaurant and eat there instead of dumping money on doordash

What part of the rest of the world does that?

I’m from the rest of the world that would measure all those things in centimeters. I think only screen sizes and some tools would be in inches

This is the best theory I’ve heard in a long time

Honorable mention for the Dali Museum in St. Petersburg, Florida.

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