I just did the first joke in my wife yesterday.

Her: “Get out”

Well see how she treats the groan… We got a one more avacado.

I love this rofl

I was talking to my best friend who has a girlfriend that has a gun h9bby about Valentines day.

I told him to buy her a model Tommy gun for vday.

I told her in person he refused my advice.

Her response: “that’s fucked up” 😐

This actually happened to me last month. I had to touch code from a previous team/project I was on.

I got the call for a collaboration/consult. I forgot everything about it. Jumped in a meeting next day anyway. We pulled up the code. Everything was documented and I had a section with parameters for a “wish” feature that they actually wanted finally. I pointed it out and told them the needful to finish the feature.

Thank you past me. I’ll have to buy you a drink.

Then I had a nice 5pm Scotch.

I have this but also visual voicemail. So I still never listen to voices unless the transcript bugged out

“Computers can make up things that look real. Like superhero movies and kid movies (disney/Pixar). This AI crap just made it cheaper and easier so there’s lots of fake stuff everywhere”

My elderly parents showing me clearly AI videos of a $30 robot puppy…

I couldn’t convince them it was AI. I tried to explain CGI with shit like Pixar and Disney movies but it didn’t work. NICOO puppy

That shit should be illegal.

Optimization?
What’s that?

Scrivener is pretty damn good if you’re into writing.

For novels, screenwriting or things like DnD it’s got a corkboard with scene cards you can drag and drop around to make the story flow better.

It also has character management with little cheat sheets for notes. You can track character persona/relationships nicely.

$60, lifetime purchase with free upgrades and you can install on all your computers in your household

Off topic but I’d recommend printing this stand on its side vs the back.

In its current orientation the stress would be dispersed directly against the layers and it’ll be more prone to break.

If you print it in the side it’ll spread the stress across multiple layers. The annoying bit would be the need for supports on that split.

For the lines you could try a fuzzy texture.

I could see a use case for this…

You work in a office and keep this in your shirt pocket set to voice activation.

Good to capture any conversations to CYA in funky situations. Basically wearing a wire.

The fact that you found this is wild

Yeah. I have random old laptops with fresh Linux on them for no reason. Good to have out to a friend/family or use as a air-gapped sandbox.

Plot twist.

They’re both just unisex single bathrooms

Yeah I gave up on radio customization when I got a car that didn’t have a dual bin and didn’t keep up. Looking at newer cars and barely anything can be swapped/upgraded it seems.

Yeah this is the kind of shit I was looking forward to when I got into driving in the 2000s. But then car manufacturers started doing thier own non standard radios.

Then the car mod communities made kits to for a dual bay fit.

Then the corpos made radios required to service the car…

No regulations to protect the consumers let them do what they want.

The car part of the car should be completely independent of the entertainment part of the car. Fuckers.

The line can get blurry when you talk about EVs but protections should still be possible.

My car is from the 2010s.

I bought a GPS looking screen for $40 that has android auto and carplay. I already have Bluetooth added onto the radio for audio streaming.

Works perfectly for GPS off of my phone and as a media controller.

Only thing I’m missing is steering wheel controls.

I really miss DVD and Bluray menus for movies.

Also directors commentary, deleted scenes and alternate endings

Pure evil

Set it to startup only on April 1st