Oh, I have somany of these! Like, alot.

You do not need to bless people when they sneeze, ever. That’s all, thank you.

A loving relationship. 🥲

I know a way you can stop seeing ads altogether!

*Pulls out fork*

Are you crazy? Who will shoot the guns then??

Not even secondarily, imo, but like thirdly and fourthly. A lot of people don’t have the option to not drive. I’d say it’s a sad privilege to have a reliable public transportation system.

Ok, but who’s gonna play golf and cheat on their wife at Coldplay concerts??

Stick the other end in someone’s butthole and, boom, you got the e-human centipede!

Nobody, I don’t see the point.

It’s also thievery

First time sleeping in a coffin, what a noob

Can’t we just fuse together into gen Millenial Z? I mean, we do have some significant DBZ overlap to thank for this naming convention.

Is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

What do you call Beeznuts?

This is why I prefer the word synthetic and define around that.

I’m about to slap you both. For the lulz.

No need to go that far, I have one set of sharp corners sitting right on my lap. Also help, I’m trapped. :(

I only ask it complex questions that I know need quite a bit of searching, and take the reply with a grain of salt. It usually gets me in the ballpark but it’s not uncommon that I find an even better answer by myself.

Breathe less 💁

I’m Mexican living in Mexico and I approve this message. Soccer fans are the worst.