Where’s the thrill in that?

Memes you can hear.

Here’s the original. It’s so old and popular that it’s the first hit in a reverse image search 🤷‍♂️

Whaaat, the party of small government is doing this? Impossible.

Telegram groups is where it’s at. ;)

Same, but a bit longer for me. I still find it crazy that so many people want to move to the US. It’s not the place people dream of.

Kids these days want everything digital. Back in my day, we used to count sheep by hand, uphill both ways in the snowstorms!

Awesome. Another reason to never give them money again. 👍

Can’t they just rip it out of the ground?

Well that makes sense

Oh god, I wouldn’t touch salvia divinorum either unless you want an intense, mind-melting trip that lasts 5 minutes and a sweaty itch all over your body that lasts for 8. That’s not a recreational trip, that’s for people who want to feel uncomfortable as a new life experience.

They especially don’t smoke weed. No sir!

one furry

I’d ask them politely to only wear the fursona outside the house

Please don’t let it be another Theranos, please don’t let it be another Theranos 🙏

Impress my dates, of course!

“Look at this, babe” *arm turns purple*

“Oh god…”

“I know. You wait and see what else does that! ;)”

I’m hating that one downvoter you got. What do you mean they have an objection with everything you just listed??

With my fucking soul. There hasn’t been a period in my life where they haven’t tried to ruin everything for the rest of us.

I’ve never seen one in person, so probably walk by cluelessly.

This list feels like a welcome basket with a random assortment of hate. I like it.