Saying “bless you” for sneezing is the most bothersome human interaction (to me) that serves literally no purpose but people pretend that it does to justify doing it out of habit. And, oh boy, have I gotten so much shit for it.

On a universal scale, I find that very likely, actually.

I really hope those weren’t immigrants, or this story would have a very different tone to it.

Oh, I know the feeling, but only for a few days. That shit’s so stupid, how everything that could go wrong, goes wrong.

You’re right, but it’s also like a 9:1 ratio between penis-havers and vagina-havers doing the violence and the raping. 🤷‍♂️

Sure, but ghost stories are fun and it’s also fun trying to figure out what it could’ve really been.

Alright, I got one.

One night, I was sitting alone in the house playing video games in the middle of the night. There was nobody else in the house besides my cats, who usually spend the night lounging around. Well, out of nowhere, I hear the microwave go off, as if someone pressed three buttons and hit “start” in the same manner and rhythm that I usually do. I was in complete disbelief and walked out of my room. I could see the microwave working from where I was standing, so I walked up to it, goosebumps and all, and manually turned it off. This happened one other time on its own, and I have no idea what could’ve caused it.

I still shudder at the thought that it could’ve started a house fire without us knowing why or how.

Lack of real alternatives, I guess? This is the alternative to the other site, but I’d love it if there were similar sites with different focus and different people.

If not the kids, I would be!

They’re so unbelievably wealthy that they could pay for some of the US’s services on their own, and it’d only make a tiny dent in their pockets.

Here’s an incredible visualization that puts it in perspective.

https://web.archive.org/web/20250827001825/https://dbkrupp.github.io/1-pixel-wealth/

I don’t know the genetics of beards, but that’s how the genetics of the penis goes. Your mom’s side of the family determines the shape and length because the X chromosome encodes it, and the Y only activates it. Nature has a sense of humor, doesn’t it.

Now you wear them proudly and openly, like a real man (with syphilis)!

I’ve met a handful of straight men who were not afraid to be perceived as gay and humorously played along. They were usually the coolest guys in the room. Hell, the confidence alone made them more attractive, but I don’t go there.

Oh, I do. Absolutely. And I could list a thousand reasons why.

No

Oh wow somebody did that

on the ability of current kids’ ability

XD

For vaginal use, there are ovules, like clindamycin.

Holup. Are you a banana dealer who is large or a dealer with a large banana? 🧐

Most comments are by people talking about going vegan or vegetarian, what are you on about?