Use water for free?! You anti-capitalist commie!

Captain Hindsight, signing off! 🫡

And exterior, too.

It hurt itself in its confusion!

Once again, another Lemming unable to identify their community or target audience.

And to answer your question: yes, I do want a community where we’re free to objectify every adult, including men, women, and everyone in between, free of isms. Let horny exist in peace.

without saying others are not

Who said that? They’re all drop-dead gorgeous, even if one is more than the others.

uwu 👉👈

I hope you realize who your target audience is. If a Lemming doesn’t know actual science and who MTG is, I have bigger questions about that person than the post.

Skill issue (sad gen Z noises)

*boing* Go on…

“How do we know it’s not?.. Oh”

everything Trump builds looks gaudy and cheap

Precisely! This is nothing but insult to injury.

Like a regular person but with distinctive features. Lol

Every singe damn day, smh my head

I don’t care because it doesn’t seem like a genuine mission to prove something. It feels like a purely political stunt. At least with the original mission, it was breaking a frontier on top of trying ot show off to Russia during the Cold War, but this time it’s only the US flexing as mandated by the Orangegutan in Charge because he can and it feels icky.

That was a criminal guinea pig! The threat has been neutralized. A fine job well done.

That’s just good advice 😂

This works so well. I’ve been on the receiving end of that, and I wanted more than nothing more than to help resolve their issue. I felt acknowledged and validated, and wanted nothing but to return the favor. Do this.

I’ve tried this, and it doesn’t work. If you’re not average-looking enough, the receptionists will be suspicious of you and ask you to name your room number and who you were with. Just ask to borrow a charger in a pinch so you can get 5% battery or something.

No, it’ll backfire spectacularly, and I’ve lived it. When someone’s a habitual liar, people will get accustomed to them and nobody bats an eye. But if you’re always honest and one day you fuck up and they find out, word will spread, the rumor will grow, and it’ll create a bigger ripple. You’d have broken a realiance where people will feel the need to adjust their views on you.

Lemmy: I love my job! Here’s why!

Some soul-sucking Lemming: 👎

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