That’s all fine because she’s soft and purrs at you when you don’t feel good.

[Everybody disliked that]

Knitting.

Have you ever dragged 100% wool yarn across your teeth?

This makes me feel that. Not sure why.

This makes me feel like I’m eating my own tongue. Glass is only slightly less bad.

But… document your code.

Hahahaha for who?!?

Uh… for future you!

Me to future me: lol no

She’s flexible.

And she has small paws.

Must be. He had no reaction to yellow or red.

That’s so weird.

I’ve always heard that cats are basically colourblind, but I used to have a cat that was terrified of the colour orange. He bit an orange extension cord as a baby, and would avoid anything orange after that. Not red, not yellow, only bright orange.

We had a bright orange blanket, and if you dropped him onto it, he’d spring away like it was a trampoline.

Literally 1984.

Funny that we have used that so much and watered it down, people can’t take it seriously now it’s actually true.

The government is intervening here. Whatever I guess.

Democracy is weak against fascism. That’s a lot of our current problem, and why democracies slip into fascism whilst moving towards socialism is harder.

There are ways to fix that, but they require an educated populace. And that’s why fascists work so hard to keep us misinformed.

e: Commie Cereal (Soggy Cereal)

It would be nice to get the communism whilst skipping the being shot step for a change.

Ooh, just wait til it becomes ‘not publishing or speaking about something that will get you labelled a communist and publicly shot’.

That one is coming soon.

My ancestors are ashamed.

(And thanks. :) )

Stop pushing. We’ve summoned enough snails.

I didn’t realise she was a squid. That arm…

I had my son at 28, not by 24. Speedrun: FAILED.

Oh, and wrote my first novel at 50. Also FAILED, apparently.

Ho ho ha ha hee hee ha ha

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Ho ho ha ha hee hee ha ha

Ooooooihhhhhhhh

(If you know this reference and can hear it, you’re really weird)

LOL lol

Aye. Now give me your gold for it.

If you don’t, I’ll send my legions to kill your youth.