I am not yet high enough for that

‘Oooohhh, future me can deal with that.’

Now I’m future me, you dick.

Fascists, Musk fanbois. That Venn diagram is nearly a circle.

That depends… how much money do you have? They’re not free.

WAPO is dead. NYT is furiously giving hand jobs to whoever is promising not to kill them.

This is objectively the best of all worlds.

That fact wasn’t so fun, but thx.

His obsession with X should doom him. XXX (such a weird porno obsessed idiot), X-ing himself, he’s X-valid. X him out.

Ex-relevant.

And it can all come crashing down if confidence plummets. So let’s make it plummet.

e: you may feel powerless, but you’re not. These people only have the power we give them.

I’m getting old, and this is the main lesson I’ve learned in my life.

Good. Fuck this paedophile and his weird rapey, money hoarding cult.

Terrestrial monsters: rawr!

Aquatic monsters: mmmphtq!

Uh yeah, that’s why Elon bought it.

Bizarre? It’s a Miss Idaho photoshoot. Of course there are potatoes.

We need a shittymorph here on Lemmy.
Which server would be best for them?

I think my lips look fine. These guys seem obsessed with Mar-a-Lardo face.

Yeah, it’s not a compliment.

These are all things I’ve actually heard from real guys. In real life, not online.

‘Your lips are really thin. Makes you look kinda severe. Have you considered Botox?’

Holy shit yes. Thank you for saying this.

This is important to remember in most public conversations, especially online. It especially helps to keep you grounded and prevent you from getting bent.

You’re not arguing with a person, you’re performing to an audience. Talk to the people listening, not to the dipshit trying to rile you up.

They’re intentionally antagonising us first. Turnabout is fair play.

Also, I would only recommend doing this online or in a large group where they either can’t physically hurt you or they won’t because you have backup. In my experience, this can set people off, yeah.

I started doing this a while ago– misgendering people who claim pronouns shouldn’t matter. It’s amazing how important they suddenly become to conservative guys when you start calling them ‘she’.

Like wait, it hurts your feelings when I refer to you as ‘she’? Is that… disrespectful of your gender identity?? 😱