That or projection and they are cheating themselves… been there

How can she slap?

In the most upbeat, jovial tone possible - “Go fuck yourself” :)

I wonder how many kids will be named Jimothy this year?

Aquariums and fish keeping. Its as complicated as you want it to be from a simple tank and a few fish to a multi tank breeding setup for fish that need very specific requirements. It is one of those hobbies that will make you want more tanks than you have room for, if you get really into it.

If i had the time and money, id be tempted to but a tennis net and set it up right out side the gated courts. If theres pavement nearby id use that but if not, roads work. Really drive home the absurdity of this whole situation. Maybe get the news involved.
Im a petty person when it comes to injustices.

Thats a BS excuse. Its for profit for that 3rd party company and whichever official is getting a kickback from it.

edit- Id also be willing to bet that if the city put this much “effort” into these courts, then there are cameras pointed at them and having a registration system to track damages is redundant.

My mom had a rock collection. There was one big rock that was purpleish with white streaks through it. I remember going through her collection just to pull that rock out. Id be stoked if i came across it again.

The dream.

Don’t mess with these guys unless you have to. theyll bite your fingers/hand clean off (depending how big they are) One of my fave YouTube Channels just put a video out on his pet hybrid snapper. Its a cross between a common and an alligator. Something i found interesting was he talks about handling the turtles and how if you support the bottom plate of the turt it doesn’t snap at you (as much). Guess the way most people handle them like a burger can hurt the turtle.

Your not doing the computer chair shuffle twice a day?

Ive been using that method for years without knowing it had a fancy name. It really does work. My problem seems to be an ADHD fueled bender of a cleaning session that leaves me wiped out after several hours or fervent cleaning. Once i get over that initial hump its all down hill from there. Makes me much less likely to start something cus i know where it ends most of the time.

There was a crow i was so close to befriending at my last job. Thats the only thing i miss about that job. I should bring him a treat, for old time sake. Hes probably still around there…

I applied for a job at K-Mart many years ago. This was at the tail end of their “good” years here. Anyways, the interviewer pulled this shtick on me. I replied with something like “Its a pen. It writes.” They werent thrilled with that and dismissed me right away. Like, bitch this is a K-Mart not a damn Saks Fifth Ave or something.

Scrap metal - if you have a truck you can cruise neighborhoods on trash days and get metal scrap. beware the long time scrappers though, don’t piss them off by treading on their turf.
Plasma - depending on where you sell your plasma, you could make around $200 a week. You could also make a LOT less and end up with nasty track marks on your arm.
Day labor - Theres probably a day labor place near you that you can go to and get a days work. They will send you somewhere different each time. Its usually tough physical work but the pay can be decent. Downside is you usually need to be there around 4am.
Upselling - if you get lucky on craigslist or facebook market or some such, you can find free stuff that you can flip for profit. This is a crap shoot most of the time and usually requires an investment to get it to sell worthy.

Ive done all these to make ends meet. Hope it helps.

Cus fuck microsoft/windows, thats why.

I had a dream that spanned maybe 40 years. I fell in love, married a woman with thick blond hair and green eyes, grew into our early retirement years and then suddenly, she died. I was heart broken. It happened so fast in the dream, I think it was cancer or some other sickness that took her. I woke up sobbing and confused. It took me a solid hour of laying there processing what just happened before i could get up and start my life again.

I never clocked the game as trying to be humorous. Gross and shocking sure but the story itself is pretty sad.

the — is just your closed mouth. 🤯

Got the text this morning. God damn scammers.