So im all for the metaphorical meaning, but
Mmmmm Prions.

at my former job, my boss was a nosy little… nice lady…
Anyways, i had a mysterious bladder infection all the time. Any time she would waddle her ass towards me i suddenly had to go to the bathroom. Sometimes multiple times!

It was book 6 or 7 of the Harry Potter series.
Screw JKR though, that bigoted twat.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_person#The_"Hat_Man"

Its just so strange that so many people have seen this shadow being, that it has a name and tons of articles about it. IDK if its the same you experienced but there are a lot of others who saw the Hat Man.

This is going to sound like a joke, or that im making fun. Its not, i promise you. Ive just read of a lot of accounts having similar dreams followed by sleep paralysis. Anyways, did the presence have a hat on?

Thats your astral self leaving your body.

Well, nothing that makes logical sense. Ive gone through the scenarios and none of them work out. Windows werent open, doors were locked, no animals or anyone else in the house, big heavy book at least 10ft from where i left it…
Then i start thinking of the time frame. My mom had just passed weeks before. I was in her house that was to be sold off to pay for some back taxes and mortgage. She wouldn’t have been happy about that and that was the day i started the process of selling it. IDK man…im as skeptical as they come but sometimes, yeah. idk.

I was reading late at night in the living room. Decided to go to bed, so i put the book down in the center of a large coffee table. I went to bed and just after falling asleep, i woke up to a loud bang. Ive dealt with exploding head syndrome my whole life so i thought it was that at first but it sounded different. I got out of bed to make sure all the doors were locked and stuff and saw my book on the floor of the opposite side of the living room. There were no animals in the house, i was completly alone and all the doors were locked. Also, it didn’t sound like the book fell onto the floor. It was a BANG, like it was thrown flat on the floor hard. The book was in an open area about 10 ft from the coffee table. By the way the book was a thick hard cover book, not like a magazine or something light.

༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽

Yes. Not officially, but orders were taken by drivers who would wait and group other orders together all the time. Sometimes it was encouraged, because you would have a couple in the same direction and one in the opposite. Other times drivers knew who were good tippers and would snag them asap and wait for it (even if it was last in line while also taking other orders). I’ve had to break up fights over that one. Ive done my time as a driver and manager of Papa Juans, Bominos, and two small pizza places.

I loved that part. An observation ive made during that time- I operate on a 25 hour day. Meaning i would consistently go to sleep about an hour later each day. Last time i was between jobs was about 8 months. It was really hard getting back on a “normal” sleep schedule again.

Sooo, i get it but this still doesn’t explain what BDS is. Boycott Dis Shit?

edit- my ADHD ass missed the link.

Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions

Mustard.
It doesn’t mater what, when, where, how or why im eating it. It will always end up on my shirt. Triple chances if its a white shirt.

Did the Doctors of yore have to heat the heroin up in a little spoon, too?

The urge to downvote is strong. i must remember it is satirical.

Welcome! I hope you enjoy your stay and i look forward to seeing you active around here! Like others have said, this is a strange instance to post this in but im sure you will get the hang of it soon.

I know its DBZ dudes on a phone, but like, this is art man. I cant stop looking at this.

Some party friends i had years ago were in a band. Good band too! heavy metal with violins. They rented a garage in a warehouse district that was strictly for commercial use only. 2 of them lived in the attic of the garage after they hauled up some plywood and couches and stuff. It was suuuuper sketch when we were all up in the ‘bedroom’ having a session before the practice started. whole garage was like 10ft wide and 30ft deep and there were at least 20 people just drinking and smoking and just chilling every week.
Man…good times, good times.

Remember when Hummer came out with a consumer SUV back in the early 90s? I remember thinking they were gigantic and too big for the roads/parking spots. Quick search tells me the wheel base was 130inches (3.3m or 10.8ft). Here it is completely in a parking spot.

A modern F250 supercab with an 8-foot bed is 175.9in (4.5m / 14.7ft). A 6.75-foot bed, the wheelbase is 147.8in (3.75m / 12.3ft). I wish we could go back to the days of the Hummer…