Bro, I can’t believe someone could be that offended over the word bro. Like, really bro?

You are lending credence to my theory that everyone here is between the ages of 43 and 48.

And phlebotomists!

Im terrible with small talk. I recently just got a customer facing job, which I had been trying to avoid, and it has honestly helped me a lot. I think like some others have said, conversation is a skill. The more you do it, the better you get. Here is an actual tip though - if you just let people yap about themselves, they will love you for it. I get tons of compliments on my customer service because people love talking about themselves and I don’t interrupt.

I had severe migraines for weeks. Multiple a week. Doctor sent in a MRI request saying it was urgent I get it done. Insurance denies it saying its not medically necessary, tells me I need to start with X-rays first. Have you ever seen an X-ray of the head? Yeah, its just the skull. How the fuck is an X-ray gunna spot possible brain issues causing migraines? Never did get it approved for an MRI and the migraines just sorta stopped so 🤷‍♂️

Tonight on Lifetime-Japan, Speed Walkers - A motley crew of septuagenarians must defeat the evil doer, osteoarthritis man, else they will be forced to deal with painful joints! Can these grizzled grandmas come out victorious? Tune in to find out!

Its all kinds of weaselly, innit?

I’d love the chance to eat a berry almost twice my size.

Oh come one it can’t be that long ago.
Oh… Friday came out in 1995. 30 years ago.
Damn ok.

I think a lot of that started ironically and then bled over to normal conversations.

Even without the dude there, that picture looks like it belongs more on some kind of Hub for posting images like that.

I got $4.36 in my Steam wallet from selling cards and crap. Its gotta cost at most, that much.

I can almost feel the definition of mellencamp replacing a childhood memory in my brain.

I bet that feels amazing.

Curbside seems great until some kid making poverty wages is picking out your produce and grabs whatever. Cant find red onions? Eh, red potatoes are close enough. Wanted bananas that would last a week? Heres a bunch that are almost to black for even banana bread.
It is a godsend for those with mobility issues though. A friend uses it because of that and its been a big help for her. (Though she does like to complain about the produce choices)

GTA San Andreas mission complete song.

Is the grass where your from abnormally large?

But frogs don’t have scales. Wouldn’t it be amphibilies or something?

My neighbor growing up had chickens and would bring us eggs all the time. One day, I was making boiled eggs with them and a couple of them were partially developed. I was around 12 at the time and I don’t think I ate eggs again till I lived on my own years later.

I was at a gas station one day, pumping my gas like normal when this lady came up to me. She was from New Jersey and visiting my state and had no idea how to pump her own gas. New Jersey doesn’t allow you to pump your own gas BTW. I talked her through it and she seemed genuinely freaked out by the whole experience, like she was afraid her car would just burst into flames as she pumped. She was an older lady too (maybe 50-60), but i guess she never traveled alone before and just hadn’t had to do it for herself. Nice lady though, she gave me 5 bucks for helping her out.