Theft. So much theft. Also getting out of awkward situations, doing easterbunny/santa stuff for your kids, Helping a friend ace a test by feeding them answers, and theft because i would be stealing so much.

I already have Shit head fucking fuckface (old boss) but I still get the duck. Voice to text is worse than typing it but both are ducking useless most times.

Not to be all prudish or anything, but this made my stomach turn seeing it. IDK if tagging it would help but at least I would have been mentally braced for it.

Blocked by 65k people so far according to clearsky.app

I just switched a couple months ago to Pop OS because it is supposed to be more up to date on Nvidia drivers and game stuff. I haven’t tested to many games yet but the couple I did worked fine. I was going to go with Mint originally but the gaming thing sold me on Pop. Its been pretty smooth but I would like more built in setting options for customizations.

Greeple

I had a parent use me as an example for their kid as to what not to be. I was working as a janitor at the school and she said something along the lines of this meme when she picked her kid up. Never mind it was a small school and I was also the bus driver, maintenance crew, after school counselor, and cafeteria help. If it wasn’t for me and one other guy doing the same things, her precious little child wouldn’t have had a (private charter) school to go to. Its rude AF and if you do this your a shit human.

I’m putting out a bag of potatoes this year instead.

I like it when he does one decisive TINK, then puts the spoon down.

I have a theory that YT deliberately makes you wait the length an ad would have been if you have uBlock Origin installed. Ive just let it “buffer” for 30 seconds or so and it will eventually load the video.

I learned that in middle school. It was from a kid on the bus but it was still middle school.

Bro, I can’t believe someone could be that offended over the word bro. Like, really bro?

You are lending credence to my theory that everyone here is between the ages of 43 and 48.

And phlebotomists!

Im terrible with small talk. I recently just got a customer facing job, which I had been trying to avoid, and it has honestly helped me a lot. I think like some others have said, conversation is a skill. The more you do it, the better you get. Here is an actual tip though - if you just let people yap about themselves, they will love you for it. I get tons of compliments on my customer service because people love talking about themselves and I don’t interrupt.

I had severe migraines for weeks. Multiple a week. Doctor sent in a MRI request saying it was urgent I get it done. Insurance denies it saying its not medically necessary, tells me I need to start with X-rays first. Have you ever seen an X-ray of the head? Yeah, its just the skull. How the fuck is an X-ray gunna spot possible brain issues causing migraines? Never did get it approved for an MRI and the migraines just sorta stopped so 🤷‍♂️

Tonight on Lifetime-Japan, Speed Walkers - A motley crew of septuagenarians must defeat the evil doer, osteoarthritis man, else they will be forced to deal with painful joints! Can these grizzled grandmas come out victorious? Tune in to find out!

Its all kinds of weaselly, innit?

I’d love the chance to eat a berry almost twice my size.

Oh come one it can’t be that long ago.
Oh… Friday came out in 1995. 30 years ago.
Damn ok.