Ive met guys like this before. I never could figure out how they always had a farmers tan but never wore shirts with sleeves. One of life’s greatest mysteries.

They probably microwave them. Nobody should microwave seafood at work.

Well if you insist…

order to read these in.

I never know which

Not OP, but you could always try https://this-person-does-not-exist.com

Please tell me you have a goblet to drink it out of.

I used it all the time to save text temporarily in. Note worked too, but i like the line break that WordPad had. It made reading and formatting easier.

Good band name there.

Inventory full of cobble and iron tools…

“we gotta build that ICBM to kill the dragon!”

I love Minecraft. :P

Oh look, my manager assigning me stuff based off the (ai generated) zoom meeting notes.

PssPssPssPssPss

Also it just seems to hit different at McDonalds. like they put extra carbonation in or something.

The first games that popped into my head were Forager and Outpath, though these arent so much community building type games. They are more just something cute to relax to. They have farming and resource collecting and honestly play more like an active idler game than anything. Another game ive sunk tons of time into that kinda meets your requirements is Banished. Its just a medieval city builder game but it is deceptively hard to get a good balanced town going which can be pretty rewarding in itself. Theres no money per se but you do have to manage resources. Theres bartering in the game but you use your resources like crops and stone and stuff.

It’s a reference to an old Reddit post where somebody had the same situation I did where they met someone yand fell in love and had long and happy life until they started noticing a lamp in their living room that sidn’t look right. Drove them crazy in this dream and eventually forced them to wake up. I’m on mobile and can’t find original post ATM but that’s the jist.

I met, fell in love, got married, bought a house, started a family and grew old together with a woman i met in my dreams. In one night, i lived a lifetime. It was so super realistic that I woke up devastated that it was a dream. It took me weeks to stop thinking about it constantly throughout the day, and even to this day I still think about it occasionally going on 15 years later.

“shit, did I leave the water running?” -shark

I know OP said they would go talk to their neighbor but I just wanted to add an anecdote. I worked at a place that had a bunch of trailers, and it wasn’t uncommon for someone to need a vehicle and just leave the trailer in the parking lot. One time someone didn’t secure it and it started to roll. A new guy who was trying to be the hero went to stop it and got his thumb crushed between the trailer and a steel beam of a pavilion. He ended up loosing his thumb. So yeah, chock your trailers and don’t try to catch a run away one.

Try to burp. Especially right after a hiccup.

Sounds like the perfect time to practice your bass! Even just following along with Youtube vids can get you a long ways. Hope you get back on your feet (heh) soon!

Lately my Pixel cant even keep up with all of them and some are slipping through. Going into the spam folder is almost comical.