Futurama already coined the perfect one, meat bags.

It’s very symptomatic of how blatantly immoral and disgusting capitalism is: The only time capitalists will stop gouging themselves with money directly from other people’s suffering is when they fear for their own lives. You, they’ll happily let die for profit otherwise.

Just focus on your breathing, take conscious control over your diaphragm, that’ll stop it from spasming. Works everytime.