There was a post on that other site a few years back where someone found a locked safe and posted about it. I wanna say they were asking for advice about how to open it (I’m fuzzy there), but it turned into this whole thing where it felt the whole internet was hanging on a cliff edge, waiting to see what was in it. People were guessing, making bets, giving advice, promising first born etc.

Nothing. There was nothing in it. It was empty the whole time. A little piece of me died that day.

Half a map

Bruh. I had almost managed to forget.

I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?

I mean, on the cosmic scale that’s the context for the story, both cars and robots are tiny ;) I’m sure the black hole will think they’re cute before gobbling them up.

That’s what you took from this?

I pause to appreciate their concern for my soul as I set my location to Kazakhstan and grab the lotion.

Yes. And to watch porn when I’m visiting family in Texas.

I am both the leaf, and the fruit flies who copulate on it.

I love blowing my Fagott.

You sure are on a tear, aren’t ya little guy?

Burn the witch!

I still break out a few of those unplugged jams from time to time.

In that story, the angels took the form of men. Apparently super hot men lol.

Most of the biblical descriptions of what angels really look like are fucking terrifying.

Some are those that work forces…

Woooooo!

And ya needed to engage because…?

Lighten up and live a little fam. We all just here having some fun :) Join us in the merrymaking.

Oh man lol. Whole villages have been murdered due to my pettiness!

Oh, she looks fun!