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The Trump Fyre Phone 8, with the all new AI Lib detector and automatic reporting to ICE whenever a person of color is detected within 50 feet.

I look at the Death Stranding games as a modern Oregon Trail.

There’s gotta be a megazord term for porn addicted Arsenal fans.

The place I worked at had a fraction of that space to work with and management just didn’t care. They left it up to the servers to let them know when we were low or out of a particular syrup and it was only me and one other server that bothered to do it.

Been out of the service industry for a while now, but I still have nightmares about being out of Dr. Pepper during a Friday dinner shift.

I had a bigger problem digging out the syrup I needed from the haphazardly stacked boxes of other syrup

Keep on keeping on!

Sounds like something that wouldn’t be worth going out of the way to enforce. But rather used to tack on extra charges when someone commits another crime where the extra level of investigation would uncover the flashed firmware. Not that it would do much to deter or prevent what they’re afraid of from happening.

Fo sho, mostly because growing up made me realize I’m never really sho of anything no mo.

Close one, I almost just downloaded a mod instead of burning money.

Great, now I’m shopping for anthropomorphic celery costumes.

Republicans love assigning kids value when it helps strip autonomy from women though.

A relationship that forces you to use a GUI when you already live in CLI is a textbook example of a toxic relationship.

Dragostea De Inchiriat

Iselilja

Tein kai lottorivini väärin

NAIMONONEDARI (not sure how much this counts. I took Japanese in high school but can’t maintain a conversation to save my life.)

Sommernacht

Mikrofonkåt

Hit Sale

Сама-сама

Песенка (also grey area for me, I took Russian in uni but I’m far from conversational with it.)

Skyscrapers

LALALILALA

Dime Que Me Quieres

edit: forgot to include Spanish

And has the reaction time of a stump. Trying to speed up to catch up to you long after the light changes to green.

Ain’t no party like my nana’s tea party!

That my snoring is sleep apnea related. I’m pretty certain it is at this point, but I’m dreading the cost of getting a sleep study done and the cost of a CPAP.

I could dance like that… If i felt like it

Only if Kathryn Bigelow is involved. I dread someone trying this and ending up with someone worse than Point Break.

Ah, the “stick vs.1000 us marines” conundrum