I knew you’d be here, with the right answer.

What do you want to do with containers? That’s sort of the driver for making architectural decisions.

I also own a g shock with the 5610 module.

Welcome to the club buddy. The big dick g shock club.

So sick! Literally

Stop flirting with me

Bro I’m not toxic fuck you

Fight me

Lua

Nintendo sucks ass.

The generic Chinese version that does the same thing: $12

You’re gonna get an ear full tonight

Whatcha doin’ that’s given you such loose ear holes, hmmm?

I love it when you talk dirty.

This is true. The hats basically say, “LOOK AT ME, I’M A COMPLETE IDIOT”

Interest rate: 13820146%

The cyber truck is great because it makes dipshit undesirables very easy to identify.

Wtf

I interviewed at Cisco once, with two managers. They started arguing with each other during said interview.

I didn’t get the job, and I didn’t want it, either.

No love for Ghostery?

Lol, look at this guy, trying to use science and facts to disprove my fairytale. What a joke!

Was a toddler smacking it