TIL a double espresso is deadly

Eh, everyone does it, why not throw the known slavers some cash?

Crunchy

Absolutely fucks your shit up, by the looks of it.

The real question is: how did the receptionist file the ticket?

The “AI” can have all the fun doing my creative hobbies and I’ll go do something it can’t, like working overtime in the mines.

Technically you could use any beans for your coffee. The purists might not agree with the name, but be as free as you want to be.

That’s what you think, I suck the water straight out of green bean pods while still on the vine. Can’t get fresher than that…

50/50 - snuggle or peck

Ah but a bailout package is different. That’s a display of powerful capitalism. A private company so powerful it can’t be allowed to fail and a government so strong it won’t allow it to fail.

You do realise that Labour were voted in as the progressive alternative on a bunch of pretty progressive campaign pledges right? The Online Safety Act and treating peaceful protesters as terrorists certainly weren’t what people voted for.

I would like to propose you eat my gas

You’re not going to catch me out with this one again!

Oh my, G-SHOCK and NFTs! I never could have imagined I’d feel warm fuzzy nostalgia about such a thing.

I’d gladly go back to NFTs at this point

These UK age verification checks are getting of hand.

Calm down Pope Leo

One owner, lightly used.

Congratulations, you now live on Moruroa.

Sometimes this is unavoidable. We all have a poop knife for a reason.