You think that the US is actually a perfect democracy, that’s sweet.

I think you meant left on the second one. Although I guess everything is leaning right now.

Ahh America. Land of the free, home of the Union busting corporations literally making robot scabs

Cocaine and Pepsi does have a Rum and Coke vibe

Gods forbid we play any games for recreational purposes. Everyone knows the only joy is in the thrill of the lootbox and the endless grind of GAAS

This is how one outs themselves as a teenager these days huh?

Found the Buisness major

The new alternative to Trident. It’s cheaper to have trebuchets posted around the coastline than nukes scooting around on submarines and offers about the same amount of protection from the country being nuked.

Of course, the Nazi moon base was just a jumping off point to get to the North Star

Looks like the lyrics to a 90s eurobeat song

Power Glove and Mouse obviously

I heard parrots are the pinnacle of conversation

Dig a big hole and put them in, don’t tell anyone where you buried them. The people will crave the buried treasure in years to come.

That ice bath tub even has a tap. You can get a nice cup of whatever juices are inside whenever you like!

Now we are detaining CEOs for potential criminal activity on their platforms, I expect to see many other CEOs behind bars before the end of the weekend

I don’t think the male frog is Spallanzani

But what if the clothing line was selling custom versions of high quality labels like Hugo Boss?

Oh, now I should get into crypto. I’ve just been waiting for someone publicly convicted of multiple counts of fraud to start up a platform so I can pour all my money into that.

What year is this? Are we in GamerGate again?