Pineapples dissolve your mouth. Anything with capsaicin is non verbally asking you not to eat it.

Dead, Dead, and Eddie

I’m sure they’re very proud of her.

No. It looks like it’s still pending. They just had to amend their complaint back in 2022.

I have a spreadsheet

That’s some dedication.

Yeah I’m not sure that’s the norm. My theater prices are more in life ne with the person you’re replying to. I love in the Midwest.

I honestly don’t fully understand the Kamala hate. I know she was a prosecutor, but I don’t remember having a strong negative opinion of her in 2020.

You forgot to add:

“Oh, btw your neighbor dresses kind of funny. Are you sure your family is safe with them Nextdoor?”

What kind of high class bs … lol

Huh … til

I enjoy the super human flexibility necessary to make the eye of the needle parable pro-wealth.

How the fuck do you spread it?

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Boost stopped working. The Reddit app is ass. It was pretty great at first, and I still prefer to Reddit. I have noticed a lot more negativity lately.

If only we could be more like successful super power Russia

But who was phone?

Look, do we really want to lose our Supreme Court majority. If Ryan wins we could lose our 5/4 majority on the court!

Paul Ryan stopped in North Dakota for a stump speech today (he’s the presumptive Republican nominee).

President Hillary Clinton joined presidential hopeful Gavin Newsome onstage ahead of the DNC in a few weeks.

Polls are split down the middle between Ryan and Newsome with some on the left calling Ryan’s tax proposals too extreme.

Percent apple of your brain.

Please tell me the innuendo was intentional lol