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Help her save France from the English.

So you’re saying women are capable of taking out the garbage and recycling?

Forgot the bonus Covid.

laughs in Welsh

You can accidentally double dose on Trazadone like I did and have it feel like life is slipping away as yoy fight with every ounce to keep your eyes open while everything goes dark.

But really you just sleep extra hard.

I know, had two Geology majors as college roomates. Dudes would just roll joints and stare at rocks. Well, my primotology roomate would do the same…

Typical Geology major.

Welcome to Night City.

Has Spez been reached for comment?

Nice try, Alec Watson…

Netflix?

Nice try, Channel Master.

I was told when this happened with ATT a few weeks ago that the account owners phone was fucked and all the sub accounts were good plus business accounts were unexpected.

I lost coverage for 5 hours on my personal ATT phone but I was able to use my work ATT phone to call my wife.

Car sales person.

#RrrrrrReeeeemix

Worked for multiple Fortune 500s, the world is held together by Cobol and Excel. If Excel were to stop working, the world would collapse.

How can you tell if an accountant is introverted?

They stare down at their shoes when talking to you.

How can you tell if an accountant is extroverted?

They stare down at your shoes when talking to you.

My dad was similar. Guess thats a good thing looking back. I’m going to teach my kid pivot tables so they can rule the world.

*Mavis Beacon.

Anyone responsible for the family IT services had to learn cmd.

Also, the article reminds me of this

Rave bubble party