Sounds like a good way to stab yourself in the balls.

This looks like everywhere in the US.

Goatse

My short haired dog loves to lay on the concrete in the sun when it’s 40C.

Most people wear shoes that are too small.

Get a giant D-pad for one of your feet to use for wasd

School wasn’t simpler. It rewarded you for efficiency and intelligence by returning time back to you for completing the work quickly and correctly.

There is no reward in the corporate world. You slave away endlessly and the reward is you either get to slave away more or sit there for your 40 hours + commute.

Congratulations, you’re now a slave. Get back to work.

It only ever gets worse. Just wait until you get to do that new process you just learned for the 2,000th time while emails flood your inbox, bringing the unread count to 672.

Wait then why not just let the mint grow?

What are your other plants?

Why don’t you just…eat it?

I have several very fulfilling hobbies but I don’t have enough money or time (especially time) to do them. Hurray.

He looks like that guy that wears a suit and reviews crappy American fast food.

What’s it do?

Let’s name it “the Gulf of America’s pollution”

He’s always been insane but his PR team seemed to keep it kinda quiet.

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Nothing gives me hope.

At least there is some small respite.

In my days you could buy 420 chickens for $0.69.