Found Michael Bolton.

Their budget, like the military, won’t get frozen IIRC. Something about being in the Defense Authorization Act I think.

Since due process is off the table, we’ve determined (without a trial) that you’re not a citizen, and you’re being deported to a country you’ve never been to, where they will imprison you at our request, and they don’t speak any language you do.

Why? Because we’re ICE. Fuck you.

I knew before coming into the comments there would be a pendatic with this argument

Not to mention: the guy that can’t run for president again (yet)

Yeah, it was the most colorful, definitely my favorite.

Shaddap!

I’ve encountered a few sites that restricted repeating or sequential characters. Of course told after failing the first creation attempt. Makes things like randomly generated passphrases fun to figure out. Particularly when their idea of “sequential” involves both in alpha/numerical order, but also adjacent spacing on the (assumed?) qwerty keyboard!

Pretty soon we’re going to be carrying cubes in our pockets

This thread is going to be used as exhibit #1 at our tribunals.

How could it have been forgotten?!

Hell yeah! Let’s ride!

Kind of a different feel, but: Fight Song - The Stanfields

Also, Metallica - For Whom The Bell Tolls and Creeping Death

Finally, the entire first Matrix Original Soundtrack

Edit: Gorillaz - Feel Good is tickling my brain, and there’s something about Foster the People’s Pumped Up Kicks but I’m not sure if it’s a good idea. And: Dope - Die Motherfucker Die

Hell, I just proactively blocked it from my company’s tenancy…

Ex-twitter

That is so painfully accurate.

Gender-affirmimg truck surgery

I don’t lift a damn thing and regularly swipe spoonfuls of peanut butter.

At least Lecter is honest about who he is!

I’m probably gonna mess this quote up, but I thought it was brilliant:

“Privacy is essential to security, and shitty people feel entitled to take that away from you.”

You can’t be secure in your dealings or operate on equal footing (economically speaking, as others here have pointed out) without a measure of privacy.