Green screen my dude

Women are you doing the same thing for me to get the job done and I don’t know what to do with that but you can have a good time with your mom and dad for the next two days.

I like my bottom surgery to come as a surprise

Some commit murder to get a fancy house. Others to acquire life insurance on the person.

You just want their pretty skull on the mantelpiece. I like your style.

I doubt women willingly “earned” their womanhood going through all that, and whose to say I’d rather not deal with periods and stuff over literally not being able to be myself in my own skin? Making friends is so difficult when half my mind is recognizing that they’re gonna see the stubble no matter what I do and form opinions and assumptions on that alone.

Robin Williams led a good life.