Awww they look so sweet! Such a good baby!

That stone is amazing. I am so sorry you didn’t get it early!

Fucking vomit vomit vomit! Fleeing that house thanks!

I’m quicker to block here, but if there’s a mute option (like mastodon has) I use that a lot more often.

Neat! I either followed accounts from elsewhere, or they randomly found me and I found them back, or or I started using tags and people comment on my things and we follow each other sometimes.

The packs are probably much easier!

I really should finish Disco Elysium someday.

Bonk bonk they go into the windows! Fucking asshole bugs those are!

Oh man, I loved wearing turtle necks and ankle skirts and still being a whore because I had the audacity to have DD by high school! I never even touched a boy in even the vaguest ways in high school!!!

“Existing!” and then usually they pause and we talk about something else.

Amazing! Love it. I was too poor to be a horse girl in high school. I knew some girls that were and this seems very much something they’d do!

My dentist texted me to say my appointment tomorrow is canceled and I need to call to reschedule.

Took me calling 9 times to get a human. Because if it goes to hold music, it then just shunts you to their ‘ai’ that can “reschedule, make appointments, cancel appointments” but it FUCKING CAN’T

What it does instead is fuck up several times in a row before giving up and sending a note to the desk.

Which doesn’t get seen until like two days later.

So you hang up the second you hear the ‘ai’ assistant talk and call back until someone picks up during the ringing phase.

I’m sure this isn’t making the front desks job miserable, not at all! Blegh.

While my roundness says snack, ultimately my tiredness wins out. Nap time please!

And without a small cat yelling in my face today. She’s been a menace!

Reminds me of my childhood dog! He was a cute English springer spaniel! No brains! None!

No TV in the bedroom! That’s for rich people, like people who have ice makers in the fridge and the whiring blades in the sink!

Ooo belly belly!!

Eeeey, we have that machine as well! Device to poke holes that doubled as the measuring cup for the water to put into the steam unit! Cool stuff!

We would sleep with the cat at night but at night she’s a running nightmare.

Napping during the day? She’s allowed in the bedroom then and is all snuggles and purrs. If I don’t nap, the bedroom is still open then and she’ll sleep in the bed sometimes!

Yeah, this is the type of sign the restaurant supply stores have near us. Gotta have a restaurant number card thing to shop in there. No general public.

My favorites are “Whooooose the stupidest cat in this house? You are! You are!” And “Whoooooo is a dingus? You are!”

It always ends with you are, lol

Both phones and modern medicine are pretty cool to me still!

I can talk to someone on the other side of the world? Basically instantly? Damn! That’s sweet!

Diseases that use to ravage the world are just. Gone. I don’t have to worry about getting smallpox and just dying. I get a single shot, once? (Maybe a few times for the nasty diseases) and then I just… go do whatever? Damn, that’s amazing!